Borderlands (2024) - Quotes

Claptrap: [''Lilith wakes up after surviving a grenade blast thrown by Tiny Tina with Claptrap wheeling around whooping and scatting energetically, stops when they make eye contact''] I'm dancing because... you're alive! Not because I thought you were dead!

Lilith: Heartwarming. Where are the others?

Claptrap: They found a truck in the village and left... without me!

Lilith: What village?

Claptrap: [''Pokes a contemplating Lilith''; ''Laughs''; [w:rigor mortis|had rigor mortis] Whoa. Sorry. I thought for a moment there you ]. It was a really nice moment. I'll treasure it always. Also, I scavenged the final parts I needed from a dead transformer, and fixed the thing you so recklessly destroyed.

Lilith: [''Claptrap holds up a flashing device and hands it to you''] You didn't press this did you?

Claptrap: [''Lilith walks away, mimics Lilith's voice''; ''In normal voice''] I did not. I can crush it again if you'd like. "Oh, thank you Claptrap, you're indispensible". Thank you, Lilith, your praise warms my soul.

Lilith: I have something you'll never have.

Atlas: What's that ?

Lilith: Enough.

Tiny Tina: Ooh! Mine's bigger.

Tiny Tina: [''Rolls down the stairs a grenade to the Psychos, a tribe of cannibalistic barbarians''] Time to go!

Roland: Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Roland: What a stupid helmet!

Roland: Make it rain, Tina!

Roland: [''Pushes bodies of Psychos off him in hall''; ''Holds up stuffed animal head''; ''Throws it aside''] Worst... orgy... ever! Rest in peace, Bob.

Tannis: There is no salvation without sacrifice.

Claptrap: It's you they don't seem to trust.

Claptrap: She seems deranged.

Claptrap: Tannis, you're alive. I'm alive! This guy ... not so much.

Claptrap: It has to happen now! Don't judge me!

Claptrap: I blacked out. Did something important happen?

Atlas: Kill them all.

Knoxx: Alright. Road trip!

Krieg: Nobody cuts me, but me!

Krieg: It's time to bleed!

Lilith: [''Surveying derelict playground''; ''Flashbacks reveal Lilith's mother running away with her from a Psychos attack''] I know this place.

Lilith: So much for you zero percent.

Lilith: Buy your kid some dance lessons.

Lilith: That ... I think is what peace sounds like.

Lilith: Don't worry. You won't be lonely down here.

Lilith: I'm a bounty hunter, not a baby sitter.

Lilith: Is there any way out of here that doesn't involve garbage?

Lilith: We're gonna need some wheels.

Lilith: I'm a bit old, I think, to be setting myself on fire for your amusement.