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The Presence of Evil Among Us
Father McGruder
The Devil is amongst us!
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Nasty Secrets Lurk in Lionel's Cellar
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There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!
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The Decay Has Begun
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The rot has set in....
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Bloodshed and Its Consequences
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Gone with the Blood...
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Controversial Conversations at a Party
Intellectual at party
I take it back! I'm sorry I called ] a ]!
[struggling against an attack by Void; Void snarls; [w:Vladimir Nabokov|Nabokov; [w:pedophilia|pedophile]
Intellectual
Some of my best friends are Pedophiles!
[defending himself against oncoming zombies; His [[famous last words]
Undertaker
Cranial blowout!
[as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out]
Zoo Keeper
Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
Zombie Mother
No one will ever love you like your mother!
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Appreciation for Rich and Creamy Custard
Mr. Matheson
Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard]
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A Shocking Revelation About a Dog
Paquita Maria Sanchez
Fernando!! Your mother ate my dog!
[Looks at Lionel]
Lionel Cosgrove
Not all of it.
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Uncle Les on Dismemberment Strategy
Uncle Les
She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!
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Call for Conflict in Mr. Matheson's Perspective
Mr. Matheson
What we need is another war!
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A Unique Perspective on Death and Decay
Lionel Cosgrove
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
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Unstoppable Forces of the Undead
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Some things won't stay down... even after they die.
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End of the celebration
Lionel Cosgrove
Party's over!
[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower]
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A Call to the Unconventional Crowd
Uncle Les
Step right up you greebo bastards!
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Divine Purpose in Action
Father McGruder
I kick arse for the Lord!
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Uncle Les Comments on Stag Movies
Uncle Les
Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
[Pause]
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Uncontrolled Energy and Chaos
Lionel Cosgrove
Hyperactive...
[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag]
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Caution Against Ignoring Opportunity for Reward
Stewart
Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars.
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The Ultimate Gore Experience in Film
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The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!
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A Son's Anguish Over His Mother
Lionel Cosgrove
That's my mother you're pissing on.
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Humor that may overwhelm you
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You'll laugh yourself sick!
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A Zombie's Stay-At-Home Decision
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...and this little zombie stayed at home!
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Call for Divine Intervention
Father McGruder
Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
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Unexpected Encounter at the Zoo
Zoo Keeper
Holy shit!
Mum
Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
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Underappreciated Comedy in Cinema History
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The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!
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Zoo Official's Unusual Encounter with a Monkey
Stewart
I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to ]!
[[w:Newtown, New Zealand|Newtown]
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