Humor that may overwhelm you
Taglines:
You'll laugh yourself sick!
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Nasty Secrets Lurk in Lionel's Cellar
Taglines:
There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!
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Unstoppable Forces of the Undead
Taglines:
Some things won't stay down... even after they die.
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A Zombie's Stay-At-Home Decision
Taglines:
...and this little zombie stayed at home!
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The Ultimate Gore Experience in Film
Taglines:
The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!
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Underappreciated Comedy in Cinema History
Taglines:
The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!
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Bloodshed and Its Consequences
Taglines:
Gone with the Blood...
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The Decay Has Begun
Taglines:
The rot has set in....
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A Shocking Revelation About a Dog
Paquita Maria Sanchez: [Looks at Lionel]
Fernando!! Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove:
Not all of it.
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Unexpected Encounter at the Zoo
Zoo Keeper:
Holy shit!
Mum:
Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
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Controversial Conversations at a Party
Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void; Void snarls; [w:Vladimir Nabokov|Nabokov; [w:pedophilia|pedophile]
I take it back! I'm sorry I called ] a ]!
Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies; His [[famous last words]
Some of my best friends are Pedophiles!
Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out]
Cranial blowout!
Zoo Keeper:
Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
Zombie Mother:
No one will ever love you like your mother!
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A Call to the Unconventional Crowd
Uncle Les:
Step right up you greebo bastards!
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Uncle Les on Dismemberment Strategy
Uncle Les:
She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!
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Uncle Les Comments on Stag Movies
Uncle Les: [Pause]
Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
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Appreciation for Rich and Creamy Custard
Mr. Matheson: [After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard]
Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
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Call for Conflict in Mr. Matheson's Perspective
Mr. Matheson:
What we need is another war!
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Divine Purpose in Action
Father McGruder:
I kick arse for the Lord!
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Call for Divine Intervention
Father McGruder:
Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
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The Presence of Evil Among Us
Father McGruder:
The Devil is amongst us!
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Zoo Official's Unusual Encounter with a Monkey
Stewart: [[w:Newtown, New Zealand|Newtown]
I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to ]!
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Caution Against Ignoring Opportunity for Reward
Stewart:
Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars.
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Uncontrolled Energy and Chaos
Lionel Cosgrove: [as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag]
Hyperactive...
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End of the celebration
Lionel Cosgrove: [about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower]
Party's over!
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A Unique Perspective on Death and Decay
Lionel Cosgrove:
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
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A Son's Anguish Over His Mother
Lionel Cosgrove:
That's my mother you're pissing on.
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