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Reflections on Youth and Fatigue
Raymond
He's never tired. He's never miserable.
[about Dave]
Evelyn
He's young.
Raymond
When I was young I was tired and miserable.
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A Conversation About Change and Identity
Dave
Hi, Kathy.
Katherine
Oh, God, what did you do to yourself?
[not realizing that Dave's not really the Italian guy he made himself out to be]
Dave
I just, uh...
Katherine
Oh, I liked you better before. Oh, what happened to your cornicello?
Katherine
Now you look like everybody else.
[Dave remains silent]
Dave
I am everybody else.
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The Unsettling Pride of Creation
Raymond Stoller
I was proud of my work. And the buildings went up. When they were finished the damnedest thing happened. It was like the buildings were too good for us. Nobody told us that. It just felt uncomfortable, that's all.
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Metabolism and Eating Habits Discussion
Raymond
If you eat so much, Moocher, how come you're so damned small?
Moocher
Oh... It's my metabolism. I eat 3 times a day and my metabolism eats 5 times a day.
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Conflict and Counsel in Rivalry
Mike
They want a fight, we'll give em a fight.
[after discovering that the college kids beat Cyril up]
Cyril
We rednecks are few... college paleface students are many. I counsel peace.
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Struggles with Expectations and Understanding
Cyril
I was sure I was going to get that scholarship. My dad of course was sure I wasn't. When I didn't, he was real understanding, you know. He loves to do that. He loves to be understanding when I fail.
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Confession Experiences Between Friends
Dave
Moocher, you're Catholic, right?
Moocher
Yeah.
Dave
Did you ever go to confession?
Moocher
Twice.
Dave
Did it make you feel better?
Moocher
Once.
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The Potential of a High School Diploma
Taglines
The movie that tells you exactly what you can do with your high school diploma!
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Pride in Identity and Ambition
Dave
Hell, I don't want to go to college Dad. To hell with them. I'm proud of being a cutter.
Raymond
You're not a cutter. I'm a cutter.
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The Burden of Unfulfilled Dreams
Mike
You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback in high school. Still think so, too. Can't even bring myself to light a cigarette cause I keep thinkin I gotta stay in shape. You know what really gets me, though? I mean, here I am, I gotta live in this stinkin town, and I gotta read in the newspapers about some hot-shot kid, new star of the college team. Every year, it's gonna be a new one. Every year it's never gonna be me. I'm just gonna be Mike. Twenty year-old Mike. Thirty year-old Mike. Old, mean old man Mike. These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or out of shape cause new ones come along every year. And they're gonna keep calling us Cutters'. To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just somethin else I never got a chance to be.
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Seeking a Little Bit of Happiness
Raymond Stoller
What's the matter? What are you cryin for? I think you lost your wallet or something. I didn't want you to be this miserable. A little bit's all I asked for.
[to Dave]
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Fear of Wasting Life Together
Mike
The only thing I'm afraid of is wastin the rest of my life with you guys!
Cyril
I thought that was the whole plan. That we were going to waste the rest of our lives together.
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Family Dynamics and Surprising Revelations
Dave
You mean we might be a father?
Raymond
No. I might be a father. And your mom might be a mother. And YOU might be a brother. See, that way I keep it all in the family.
Moocher
Wow! Hey, I didn't think people your age...
Raymond
The next word may be your last, kid!
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Navigating the Transition to Adulthood
Taglines
Somewhere between growing up and settling down...
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The Distinction Between Life and Luck
Raymond Stoller
No, I don't feel lucky to be alive! I feel lucky I'm not dead. There's a difference.
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Awareness of Cheating in Life
Dave
Everybody cheats. I just didn't know.
Raymond
Well, now you know.
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A Darkly Humorous Solution to a Problem
Raymond
What are we gonna do about him?
[about Dave]
Evelyn
I don't know dear. We could always strangle him while he's asleep.
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Disagreement Over Sauteed Zucchini
Raymond
What is this?
Evelyn
It's sauteed zucchini.
Raymond
It's I-ty food. I don't want no I-ty food.
Evelyn
It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Raymond
I know I-ty food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguine... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French Fries!
Evelyn
Oh, get off the table, Fellini!
[to the cat]
Raymond
Hey, that's my cat! His name's Jake, not Fellini! I won't have any "eenie" in this house! Your name's Jake, you understand?
[to the cat]
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Cultural Food Preferences in Everyday Conversations
Raymond
What is this?
Evelyn
It's sauteed zucchini.
Raymond
It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Evelyn
It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Raymond
I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguine... and fettuccine. I want some American food, damn it! I want French fries!
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Reflection on Efforts and Outcomes
Raymond
You guys still go swimmin in the quarries?
Dave
Sure.
Raymond
So, the only thing you got to show for my 20 years of work is the holes we left behind?
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