Life Lessons Learned in Unlikely Places
Taglines:
Everything he needed to know about life, she learned in prison.
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Unexpected Romantic Suggestions in a Comedic Scene
Charlene:
Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
Peter:
Um, okay... I wanna kiss you A LOT!
Charlene:
No no no! Dirtier...
Peter:
I wanna give you - an aromatherapy massage!
Charlene:
Try harder!
Peter:
I wanna have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with you!
Charlene:
I give up!
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Contrasting Perspectives on Fitness and Lifestyle
Ashley:
Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week.
Charlene:
Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!
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A Humbling Apology in a Tense Moment
Mike:
(Charlene's hanging Mike by his feet off the top of a house after finding out he got rough with Sarah to have sex with her) Please don't kill me! Oh God! Pull me up!
Charlene:
Yo Sarah! Mike has something he wants to say,
Charlene:
Say sorry!
Mike:
I'm sorry!
Charlene:
Say sorry!
Mike:
(louder) I'm sorry!
Charlene:
Say no means no!
Mike:
No means no!
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Exploring Unique Flavor Combinations
Peter:
Charlene, what is this particular taste? It's familiar, yet... what is it, some sort of an herb, like sage?
Charlene:
Naw... it's more like a milk of mint.
Peter:
Well, whatever it is, the taste is explosive!
Charlene:
Well, good then! Enjoy!
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A Tense Exchange Between Howie and Charlene
Howie:
Do me a favor, precious: don't ever scare me like that again, or I'm going to give you a nasty spanking... if I'm not being too subtle!
Charlene: [''smiles'']
He's such a damn freak!
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Reflections on a Sad Spiritual Song
Mrs. Arness: [''to Charlene'']
Oh, just one moment... you know, there's a lovely, sad, Negro spiritual...
Mrs. Arness:
Ivy's brother used to... uh, are you all right?
Mrs. Arness:
Anyway, Ivy's brother used to sing this when he came in from the tobbaco fields...
Mrs. Arness:
Mmmm... "Mama, is master going to sell us tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes! Mama, is master going to sell us tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes! Mama... is master going to sell ME to-mor-or-or-row...
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Confrontation Between Ashley and Charlene
Ashley: [''to Peter, about Charlene'']
What is she doing here?
Charlene:
Oh. Get used to it, twiggy; you're going to be seeing a lot more of me around here!
Ashley: [''to Peter, about Charlene'']
Not without a broom in your hand.
Charlene:
If I HAVE a broom, it's only because I'm here to sweep up the white trash!
Ashley:
Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.
Charlene:
Bitch! I will kick the bulimia out of your ass!
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Misunderstanding in Casual Conversation
Charlene:
I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... for real, though!
Peter:
What did you just say?
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Unexpected Compliment in a Competitive Setting
Peter:
I message for you. Howie says, "The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.
Charlene:
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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A Change in Hair Styling Perspective
Mrs. Kline:
We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.
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Unexpected Flirtation Sparks Humor and Surprise
Howie:
I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too stuble.
Charlene:
Boy, you some kind of freaky!
Howie:
Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin boo!
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Understanding Terms in a Conversation
Georgey: [''reading an article from an adult magazine'']
Dad, what's a rack?
Peter:
It's a country.
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Inappropriate Comment on Physical Attributes
Georgey: [Reading an article from an adult magazine]
The girl had double D cups. I put my mouth on her nipple.
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Fear of Gang Violence and Its Consequences
Ashley:
Oh, I can't talk about it cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me.
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Confrontation from a Strong Character
Ashley: [to Charlene]
You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch.
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A Moment of Realization
Mrs. Arness:
I do believe I'm stoned.
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Struggling for Survival and Independence
Charlene Morton:
You lock me out, no money, no place to go, a sister got to get her cheese on.
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Unexpected Encounter with Ashley
Peter Sanderson:
Ashley! Who are you doing here?
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A Character's Frustration with Company Dynamics
Peter Sanderson:
You are such an ass... (drinks water) ... set to this company.
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