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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

"She knows a sucker when she sees one."

PG-13 1992 · 1h 25m
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30 quotes
Merrick's Origins Near Stonehenge
Merrick There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born.
[notices Buffy's blank look]
Aspirations Beyond High School Challenges
Buffy All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a scone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!
Buffy's Reaction to Merrick's Humor
Buffy Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time.
Buffy's Confidence in Her Appeal
Buffy Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?
[holding up a new jacket in front of her]
Dominance in a Changed World
Lothos We can't be stopped. This is our world now.
Desire to Fight in Difficult Situations
Pike What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage.
[Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap]
Fashion Sacrifice for Revenge
Amilyn You ruined my new jacket!" "Kill him a LOT!
[to henchmen; after his left arm has been torn off]
Questioning Address in Conversation
Pike Are YOU addressing I?
Decision to Leave a Troubling Situation
Pike I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.
Undead Attack vs. Social Event Priorities
Pike I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?
Life's performance ends in silence.
Merrick All this is a show. And when the music stops, the rest is silence.
A Reflection on Freshness and Confidence
Amilyn Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?
Embracing Mistakes for Growth
Merrick You do everything wrong! No....Do it wrong.
[Buffy begins to apologize]
Invitation for an adventure
Amilyn Wanna go for a ride?
Buffy's Response to Expectations and Knowledge
Buffy Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick".
Confrontation in an unexpected setting
Buffy What are you doing here? This is a naked place!
[when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]
A humorous take on missing romance
Buffy *Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...
A Lighthearted Comment on Amilyn's Behavior
Lothos You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper.
Waiting for the dawn to arrive
Pike I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything.
A Shallow Request for a Dance
Pike I crashed your party Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?
[Buffy responds, "How shallow."]
Timeless Wisdom on Immaturity and History
Lothos Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades.
Empowerment in Everyday Choices
Buffy I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping.
Buffy's Insight on Names and Identity
Buffy Pike isn't a name. It's a fish.
Anger at Unchanging Behavior
Pike You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!
Reflections on Past Thoughts and Realizations
Buffy Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything.
Skepticism in the face of danger
Pike I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now? {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anybody here but me have a problem with this?
[sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy]
Buffy's Question About Elvis
Buffy Does Elvis talk to you?
Buffy's Perspective on the Concept of Buying
Buffy I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy...
[about her future career as a 'Buyer']
The Nature of Perfection and Consumption
Lothos What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume.
Buffy's Unexpected Advantage in Battle
Buffy Great. My secret weapon is PMS.