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But I'm a Cheerleader Quotes

"A comedy of sexual disorientation."

R 2000 · 1h 25m
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Megan's Declaration of Love and Determination
Megan 1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate! 1, 2, 3 ,4 - You're the one that I adore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - Don't run from me cause this is fate!
Exploring Personal Histories and Relationships
Mary I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham My mother got married in pants.
Mary All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary Hilary?
Hilary All girl boarding school.
Mary Sinead?
Sinead I was born in France.
Mary Clayton?
Clayton My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan I like balls.
Mary Why thank you for that, Jan.
Mary Joel?
Joel Traumatic bris.
Struggles with Identity and Societal Expectations
Megan's Dad Dear Lord, please bless this food that we are about to eat. We thank you for the abundance that You have provided. Please help us to follow Your path, the one you intended us all to follow. And Lord... please help us to obey the roles in life You set for us. For all that is natural and... healthy... and sacred, in Your name we pray. Amen.
Andre She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
[about Graham]
Narrator of True Direction video No one would have guessed what would happen to this sweet little girl. By a young age, Kelly had a promising future: mommy's little helper and prom queen. Kelly had hopes to be a model one day. That is... until she was recruited into the homosexual lifestyle.
True Direction's motto Straight is great.
Sign Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
All : 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight. 1, 2, 3, 4, inverts we will be no more. 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight.
[singing]
Comment on Straightness and Identity
Joel Goldberg : You are so good at being straight.
[to Graham]
Critique of Masculinity and Desire
Mike “Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are! Boys… always wanting something ... you can't have? If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports the whole weekend!”
Confronting Personal Trauma in Self-Reflection
Mike “Jan, you were molested … I mean just take a look at yourself”
Exploring Perspectives on Sexual Identity Choices
Graham Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays.
Megan From True Directions?
Lloyd We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a...
Larry ...lie.
Lloyd Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about.
Megan So you run like, the underground homo railroad?
Embracing Identity While Navigating Societal Expectations
Graham Eaton You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught.
Rejecting the Past and Embracing Normalcy
Joel Goldberg No, I didn't go to the Cocksucker. I've never been to the Cocksucker. I won't. My cocksucking days are over. I am normal.
Understanding Women's Roles in Society
Megan Bloomfield Women have roles. After you learn that, you'll stop objectifying them.
Defining Inappropriate Behavior in Conversation
Hilary There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan Inappropriate...like swearing?
Graham No, inappropriate like fucking.
Questioning Extreme Measures for Punishment
Graham Eaton Would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
Exploring Sexual Identity and Personal History
Jan I'm a heterosexual.
Mike Not yet, honey. You're almost there. And don't speak out of turn.
Jan No, I know, I've never been gay.
Mike Jan remember, you were molested. And just take a look at yourself.
Jan Everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants, and play softball, and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I like guys. I can't help it. I want a big fat wiener up my...
Andre Amen, sister.
Debating the Value of Psychobabble
Graham After advanced cal and Chaucer I can follow this psychobabble.
Mary This psychobabble, young lady is the only healthy alternative to the gay lifestyle. Other than guzzling a bottle of tranquilizers or slashing your wrists.
Unexpected Destination: A Night Out
Megan You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham Where else would we go?
Perspective on Foreplay and Masculinity
Mary Brown Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!
The Complexity of Cheerleading and Pleasure
Megan Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Misunderstandings About Affection and Clothing
Graham I don't like Sinead that way.
Megan Which way is that, clothed?
A Wake-Up Call for Reckless Behavior
Mary Brown : Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this!
[to Megan]
Acceptance of Identity
Megan Bloomfield I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
[...; cries]
Learning to Embrace a New Identity
Megan Bloomfield I need you to teach me how to be a lesbian. What they wear, what they eat, where they live
Choosing Between Love and Conformity
Mary Brown It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.
[to Graham]
Introducing the Group's Identities and Truths
Mary Megan, meet the rest of our group.
Jan Hi, Megan. I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, and I'm a homosexual.
Sinead I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm homosexual.
Joel I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. And I... ho-homosexual.
Graham We met.
Mary Graham.
Graham I'm Graham, and I like girls, a lot. And I'm a homosexual.
Andre Andre. Actor. Dancer. Homosexual.
Dolphe Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. How you doing?
Clayton Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, I'm a homosexual.
Family Dynamics and Personal Struggles
Mary Megan, it's your turn to report out your root.
Megan I think it might be my parents.
Mary Okay, go with that.
Megan You know we've kinda been like this greeting card family. And then there was that one year where... well Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us.
Megan's Dad Wait a minute, that was only for nine months. And then I was offered a much better job at the plant.
Megan Maybe seeing Mom kind of being the Dad, maybe l maybe I got the wrong idea about the roles of men and women.
Mary Absolutely. I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier. Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering.
Megan Well not exactly.
Mary You wanted to emulate your mother. You have no respect for men, because you don't respect your father.
Attraction and Morality in Relationships
Hilary Well, um... have you ever had sex with him?
Megan I'm a Christian.
Hilary It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
Self-Acceptance Amidst Conflicting Identities
Andre I just wasn't meant to be butch. I'm a sissy.
[cries]
Joel You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight telling my ass how sexy I am! Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain't nothing gonna change that, shit!
Encouragement to Chug with Confidence
Mary Brown I have told you over and over again! No more sipping! Chug it, like a man! Go on, chug!
Understanding Sexuality and Dietary Choices
Mike I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. I work for a place called True Directions who help people, like yourself, to learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies, and how to heal them.
Megan What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a...
Megan's Mom You've been trying to make us eat this tofu.
Mike In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism.
Kimberly You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, just these.
[shows a photo of a girl in bikini]
Mike Mm-hmm.
Megan's Dad And these. ] poster and a ] inspired painting]
[her parents show a [[w:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge; [Georgia O'Keeffe]
Mike Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. Gay iconography.
Jared You don't even like to kiss me.
Megan I can't believe this.
Mike Denial is a normal part of the healing process that we'll explore at True Directions.
Megan Healing?
Megan's Mom Like rehab, honey. Homosexuals Anonymous.
Mary Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?
Megan's Dad Yes!
Mary Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.
Defending Identity Against Stereotypes
Megan Bloomfield I'm not perverted! I get good grades! I go to church! I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you!
Cheerleading and Perspectives on Faith
Megan 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good--
Graham God is straight!
Megan Hey, that's good.
Rejecting False Solutions and Seeking Truth
Megan Bloomfield I refuse to accept a false solution to my problem. I resist temptation and seek to solve my problem.
Unexpected Sweetness Revealed in Character Interaction
Graham Eaton I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?