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Zurg's Insult to Zurgatronic
Evil Emperor Zurg
Zurgatronic", you lackwit!
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Legacy of Hope, Freedom, and Justice
Buzz Lightyear
Buzz Lightyear may end today, but what I believe in will live on: hope, freedom, and justice.
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Experimental Ranger's Plea for Recognition
XR
Please. "Experimental Ranger".
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Buzz Lightyear Questions Little Green Men's Identity
Buzz Lightyear
Hmm... Well, I don't think these are the three missing Little Green Men.
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Defiance Against Zurg's Threat
Buzz Lightyear
Not today, Zurg!
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Buzz Lightyear Identifies Evil Emperor Zurg's Plot
Buzz Lightyear
This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance: Evil Emperor Zurg!
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Zurg's Frustration with Buzz Lightyear's Interference
Evil Emperor Zurg
No! My plan! My galaxy! Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!
['''Zurg's Lackey:''' Uni-mind wave impact in three seconds!]
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Commentary on an ineffectual villain's skills
XR
You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?
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Zurg's Unique Introduction of Agent Z
Evil Emperor Zurg
A delightful blend of man and machine, with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z! MY MOTHER USED TO CALL ME THAT!
['''Agent Z:''' That's stupid.]
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Zurg's Threat to Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
I shall destroy your Galactic Alliance. But, first, I shall destroy you! Well, not personally. Hornets! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
[presses his "Z" emblem and it lights up]
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The Importance of Procedure in Order
Buzz Lightyear
Warp, my friend, procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos.
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Continuation of Buzz Lightyear's Adventure
Buzz Lightyear
The story continues on the next episode of "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command".
[TV airings version only]
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Zurg Demands Secrets of the Mindlink
Evil Emperor Zurg
Tell me of your mindlink! Tell me your secret!
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Caution Against Quick Judgments and Assumptions
Buzz Lightyear
Never judge a moon by its crater. We'd better double-check the dark side.
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A Call to Boundless Exploration
Buzz Lightyear
To infinity and beyond!
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The Art of Personal Torture
Evil Emperor Zurg
Proper torture requires the personal touch. Or if you got it.
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Zurg's Quest for the Mystical Orb
Evil Emperor Zurg
I must have this Mystical Orb. This Uni-Mind! Launch an immediate assault on the Planet of the Little Green Men!
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XR's Commitment to Duty
XR
XR, reporting for duty.
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Jealousy Over a Timeshare Idea
XR
What'd I say? C'mon! You know the timeshare idea was solid, and you're jealous.
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Zurg Reflects on Family Pride
Evil Emperor Zurg
Nana Zurg would be so proud!
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Zurg's Diabolical Scheme and Frustration with Staff
Evil Emperor Zurg
This is my most diabolical scheme yet! Assuming that the freakshow, known as my staff, CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT!
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Buzz Lightyear's Stowaway Dilemma
Buzz Lightyear
I'm afraid these three are stowaways. Ah, blast! This won't look good in my report. Hey!
[sees the LGMs wandering off]
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XR's Expression of Self-Affection
XR
I am lovable.
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Team Lightyear Assembles for Duty
Buzz Lightyear
Team Lightyear reporting for duty, sir!
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Zurg's Confidence in His Own Plan
Evil Emperor Zurg
You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan. I made up the plan. It's my plan. What I don't know is how close you are to accomplishing my plan!
[To Brain Pod #13; Enraged]
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Zurg's Challenge to Star Command's Weaponry
Evil Emperor Zurg
Your puny Star Command laser is pathetic. Let me show you a real weapon! The Zurgatronic Ion Blaster!
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Embracing Evil: A Family Tradition
Evil Emperor Zurg
If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.
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Buzz Lightyear Demands Respect in Frustration
Buzz Lightyear
Stop mocking me!
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Zurg's Threat to Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
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Buzz Lightyear's Mission Log Update
Buzz Lightyear
Buzz Lightyear mission log. We've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom, with no sign of the missing personnel.
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