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Cannonball Run II Quotes

"The popcorn's in the lobby. The nuts are on the screen."

PG 1984 · 1h 48m
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Cannonball Run II
Collaboration Leads to Humorous Insight
Tony We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race.
Don Don Canneloni Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY.
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Cannonball Run II
Discussion on an Actor's Career Status
King How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
Shiek He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
The Slapper Nine.
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Cannonball Run II
Tool for Every Problem
Marcie Does it look bad?
Mack Not from where I'm standing.
Jill Oh, can you fix it then?
Mack Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.
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Cannonball Run II
Humorous Exchange on Costumed Characters
Fenderbaum It's General Patton and general admission.
J.J. McClure Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
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Cannonball Run II
A Reunion Between Old Friends
Captain Chaos J.J. ... Long time, no see.
J.J. McClure Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
Captain Chaos Have no fear, "Him" is here.
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Cannonball Run II
A Memorable Weekend Adventure Awaits
Jill Aw, come on. It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
Mechanic All three of us?
Marcie It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.
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Cannonball Run II
Wishing for Luck in Competition
Shiek Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.
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Cannonball Run II
Misunderstanding the Blimp's Driver
Blake Is the Blimp driving?
Fenderbaum No, it's the General.
Blake The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
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Cannonball Run II
Fear and Submission Amidst Uncertainty
Blake We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
Fenderbaum I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.
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Cannonball Run II
Preparing for the Cannonball Run Challenge
Jill You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down.
Marcie Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
Jill Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach?
Marcie 150 miles.
Jill Hah. An hour flat.
Marcie What're we waiting for?
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Cannonball Run II
Aunt Millie's Vow and Headaches Explained
Victor Prinzi My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time.
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Canneloni Family's Past Power and Preferences
Don Canneloni In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
Slim Uh, you said "prostitution" twice.
Don Canneloni Well, I like it.
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Cannonball Run II
Friend or Foe: A Question of Trust
Hymie Kaplan Friend or foe?
Arnold Guess.
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Cannonball Run II
Nuclear Meltdown Excuse in Connecticut Transport
CHP Officer What are you boys trying to pull?
J.J. McClure There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.
CHP Officer Well, why Connecticut?
J.J. McClure They ran out.
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