Request for Current Assignment Information
Sir James Bond:
You better bring me up to date. Who is on what assignment?
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Father-Daughter Banter About James Bond
Mata Bond: [''In front of [[w:10 Downing Street|10 Downing Street]
Oh, Daddy, I do so long to meet him. All the girls do. He really turns me on!
Sir James Bond:
Did that finishing school teach you to talk like that?
Mata Bond:
No, I taught them. Oh, do be a pet, Daddy.
Sir James Bond:
Be a good girl, do run along and watch the changing of the guard.
Mata Bond:
I bet Mummy would have taken me in.
Sir James Bond:
Mummy took everyone in.
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A Playful Exchange on Identity
Piper:
Excuse me. Are you Richard Burton?
Evelyn Tremble:
No, I'm Peter O'Toole!
Piper:
Then you're the finest man that ever breathed.
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Love Compared to a Red Rose
Agent Mimi:
Oh, my love is like a red, red rose - that's newly sprung in June.
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Caution: Contagious Capsules with Unique Effects
Bacillus Box:
...Handle these capsules with care. Dr. Noah's bacillus is highly contagious. This germ, when distributed in the atmosphere will make all women beautiful and destroy all men over 4'6". Please handle these capsules with care.
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Le Chiffre's Nonchalance About a Worn Chair
Le Chiffre:
Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered.
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A Brief Pause for Freshening Up
Evelyn Tremble: [''To Miss Goodthighs'']
Look, I think I better... freshen up a bit. Quick. I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, start without me.
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Confidence in Competitive Racing Skills
Evelyn Tremble: [[w:Team Lotus|Lotus Formula Three]
Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the amount of time it has taken me to get into this Lotus Formula Three. What they don't realize is, although Le Chiffre thinks he has a faster car than me, I am faster in my ]. Hee, hee!
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Rejecting Symbols of Power and Authority
Smernov: [''Lions approaching vehicle'']
I did not come here to be devoured by symbols of monarchy.
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Official Secrets Act Compliance Request
Q: [''To Evelyn Tremble entering the laboratory. He hands him a form'']
If you'd be good enough to sign here, sir. It's not for me, it's for the Official Secrets Act.
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The Essence of a True Spy
M:
He used to say a good spy is a pure spy - inside and out.
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Unconventional Habits of a Unique Character
M: [[w:Tibet|Tibet]
Debussy. He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until its too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot. Eats royal jelly. Let's his intestines down and washes them by hand. Something he learned during his sojourn in ].
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A Farewell to Adversaries
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah: [''Escaping the firing squad'']
So long, suckers!
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Countdown to Action
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah: [''hic''; ''hic''; ''hic''; ''hic'']
...Four... ...three... ...two...
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Destroying Bond's Celibate Image
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
Proceed with SMERSH Plan B. Sir James Bond is back - with his morals, his vows, and his celibate image. We must destroy that image.
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A Showdown of Physical Perfection
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
This will show Sir James, once and for all, which of us has the perfect body. The poor boob!
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Explosive Properties of Vaporized Lysergic Acid
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
It's vaporized lysergic acid, it's highly explosive!
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The Value of a Unique Flower
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
Look at my garden. Out there - there is a b-black rose. Not dark red. But, black - as a raven's wing at midnight. Gentlemen, I would not exchange one single pe-petal of that lovely flower for anything your world has to offer, including an Aston Ma-martin complete with lethal accessories.
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Questioning Insecurities and Neuroticism
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
All this trouble just to make up for your feelings of sexual inferiority? I'm beginning to think your a trifle neurotic.
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Running Amok: A Playful Proposition
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah: [''Speaking amorously to The Detainer, believing he has seduced her to his cause'']
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Threats and Vulnerabilities in a Dangerous Game
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time. I-I, eh, eh, oh, oh, what if I said I was pregnant?
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Consequences of Actions in Public Discourse
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah: [''Being led to [[w:firing squad|a firing squad]
You do know of course that this means an angry letter to The Times?
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Caution Against Trusting Wealthy Spies
Vesper Lynd:
Never trust a rich spy!
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Mata Bond Reflects on New Experience
Mata Bond: [''Pulls down the handle on a toilet and floor circulates to another room'']
It's the first john I've ever gone around with.
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James Bond's Observations on Height and Beauty
Sir James Bond:
Sir James: So, that's your plan, huh? The world full of beautiful women and all men shorter than yourself.
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A Critique of James Bond's Character
Sir James Bond: [''Giving a description of his era's spy type'']
... vocationally devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat who leaves a trail of dead beautiful women like so many blown roses behind him, that bounder to whom you gave my name and number.
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Warning of an Injury
Sir James Bond:
Be careful, that's my loose kneecap.
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Critique of Progressive Education by James Bond
Sir James Bond: [''Jimmy Bond is flailing his arms crazily trying to communicate'']
I never should have sent him to a Progressive school.
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The Decline of the Noble Spy Ideal
Sir James Bond: [[James Bond (film series)|sexual acrobat]
In my day spying was an alternative to war. The spy was a member of a select and immaculate priesthood, vocationally d-devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that ] who leaves a t-trail of beautiful d-dead women like blown roses behind him.
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Assessment of Organizational Skill and Intelligence
Sir James Bond: [[w:Lenin|Lenin]
I remember your chap ] very well. First class organizer. Second class mind.
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The Fate of Seven James Bonds
Narrator:
Seven James Bonds at Casino Royale. They came to save the world and win a gal at Casino Royale. Six of them went to a heavenly spot. The seventh one is going to a place where it's terribly hot.
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