The Pursuit of Fame and Recognition
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A funny look at people who will do anything to get famous... or stay famous.
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Concern About Ticks at a Retreat
Robin:
There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.
Priest at Catholic Retreat:
We haven't had any casualties.
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Doctor's Office Limits on Procedures
Waiting Room Nurse:
I'm sorry, the doctor just doesn't do penis enlargements. We don't have the space.
Waiting Room Patient:
We're talking about 3 inches here!
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Willingness to Risk for Attraction
Supermodel:
You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...
Lee:
From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.
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The Changing Landscape of Celebrity Fame
Father Gladden's Fan on Porch: [[Beatles; [Jesus]
Did you agree with the ], years ago, at the height of their fame, that they were bigger stars than ]?
Father Gladden:
The world population was much less then.
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Critic's Changing Opinions After Marriage
Tony:
Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic.
Robin:
Him, I recognize.
Tony:
Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.
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Critique of an Author's Early Works
Bonnie:
Apparently his first two books...
Lee:
They were obliterated. I got the 3 esses: self-indulgent, sophomoric, solipsistic...
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Dalton Freed Discusses Upcoming Project at Premiere
TV Reporter at Premiere:
What's your next project?
Dalton Freed: [[w:Birth of a Nation|Birth of a Nation]
], an all-black version.
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Trump's Ambitious Plans for St. Patrick's Cathedral
Donald Trump:
Well, I'm working on buying St. Patrick's Cathedral, maybe doing a little rip-down job and putting up a very very tall and beautiful building.
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Wishing for a Moment of Relief
Robin Simon: [to Lee]
I hope you catch a break.
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Embracing Change Despite Self-Dislike
Robin Simon:
I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
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The Role of Luck in Love
Robin Simon:
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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Timing and the Danger of Comedy
Lee Simon:
Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning...
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Reflections on Aging and Time's Passage
Lee Simon:
One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you fucking blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
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Appreciation of Beauty and Meaning in Life
Lee Simon:
Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it.
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Loyalty and Desire: A Complex Dilemma
Nicole Oliver:
I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But what I do from the neck up is a different story.
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Critique of Arty Filmmakers and Their Choices
Tony Gardella: [about Papadakis]
He's very arty, pretentious, one of those assholes who shoots all his films in black and white.
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About a Star in New York
Tony Gardella:
Tom Dale. Big star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.
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