Celestino y el Vampiro

In Old San Juan a 40 year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women not in their necks but in their derrières leaving them with flattened behinds A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage But there is a difficulty this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear