Chastity Bites Quotes

Liz Batho And now, it is time to complete these black rites as the midnight hour draws near. I make this unholy sacrifice of Alban Elved to the prince of darkness. Dark lord, restore my youth and beauty, and I will continue to serve only you... forever!!

Leah Not so fast, you eurotrash hell whore.

Katharine Leah!

Liz Leah. You little brat. I knew you'd make an appearance here tonight, just as your ancestor did on this night, so many moons ago.

Leah What does that mean?

Liz I knew I recognized your bloodline the moment I saw you, cousin.

Katharine Cousin?!

Liz Yes. Your friend, Leah, is a direct descendant of Emperor Matthias II, who condemned me to death by walling me inside my bedchamber. But my power was strong, and a fortnight after they buried me in the cold earth, my devoted coven brought me back. They hid me for many years until I could reclaim the castle and continue this unholy ritual that has given me... eternal life. And now, I shall take especially sweet revenge by bathing in the blood of my enemy's great-great-granddaughter.

Katharine Leah!

Leah Go for it, bitch. You know, I thought you might try that tonight, so I made it a point to lose my precious virginity before stopping by.

Katharine You did? Was it with Paul?

Leah You bet it was.

Katharine Oh, wow. Good for you.

Liz Silence!! No matter. I have other ways of torturing you.

Leah Paul, are we alone?

Paul Uh, yeah.

Leah I want to discuss De Beauvoir now.

Paul Okay.

Leah Paul, do you believe that one's life has value so long as one attributes value to the love of others?

Paul Uh, yeah.

Leah Good, good. That's very good. Do you believe that women can free themselves, both through individual action as well as... collective decisions?

Paul Yeah. Yes. Absolutely.

Leah Do you believe that one is not born, but rather becomes a woman?

Paul Well, yes, but don't forget that De Beauvoir said that even the most sympathetic of men can never fully comprehend a woman's situation.

Leah Shh, shh. Paul, we'll get to that. Right now, I need you to do me a favor.

Paul Yes.

Leah I need you to help me become a woman. Right now.

Noemi I would never put anyone else down for their choice, but I think if I ever felt that tempted, I would just... get down on my knees and pray to God–

Liz Batho NO!!! You must never mention His name in here! You see, my dear, we could get into a lot of trouble for having that sort of talk in a public school, yes? Well, I think that's enough for today. See you all next time.