When a freak accident strikes down a busload of nubile competition bound cheerleaders all hopes seem lost for the Fighting Beavers of Stinkwater Highuntil a backwoods Mortician his opportunistic collegedropout nephew and a simpering night janitor discover that one of the girls is still alive despite her gruesome disfigurements The three men soon find themselves pitted against each other in a winner takes all face off for control of the last of the Beavers and the recipe for an astonishingly potent healing elixer