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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Quotes

"The most fantasmagorical musical entertainment in the history of everything!"

G 1968 · 2h 24m
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68
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31 quotes
Emphasizing the Meaning of "Posh
Grandpa Potts P-O-S-H - Posh!
[singing]
The Allure of Temptation for Children
Child Catcher Here we are children, come and get your lollipops, lollipops, come along my little ones.
Character Critique of an Unpleasant Individual
Jemimah He's awful!
Jeremy He's terrible!
Caractacus Potts Not only that, he isn't even nice!
Child Catcher's Unwavering Sense of Smell
Child Catcher Let me tell you, Toymaker. This nose of mine has never failed me. And if there are children here, my friend... you will die.
[laughs maniacally]
Children's Jokes and Adult Understanding
Caractacus Potts Truly! I'm sorry about the children. I hope they didn't embarrass you.
Truly Scrumptious In what way?
Caractacus Potts Why, that silly joke about us getting married. Well, you know how kids are.
Truly Scrumptious Yes, I understand.
Caractacus Potts Well, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be.
Truly Scrumptious Ridiculous?
Caractacus Potts Well, yes. Well, the factory, and your father and all. It's a different world, Truly.
Truly Scrumptious You know, if I said something like that, you'd call me a snob.
Caractacus Potts What? I didn't mean sn...
[realizes his mistake]
Truly Scrumptious Goodbye!
[offended]
Skepticism Towards Toy Makers in Forbidden Lands
Child Catcher I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden.
[to the Toymaker]
Invitation from the Child Catcher
Child Catcher Come along, kiddie-winkies!
A Lighthearted Moment of Carrying and Choices
Truly Scrumptious Wh-what are you going to do?
Caractacus Potts I'm going to carry you.
Truly Scrumptious Oh dear. Must you?
Caractacus Potts Well, unless you'd rather ride piggyback.
Parental Authority and Outside Opinions
Caractacus Potts The nerve of that woman! Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children! Do I need someone telling me how to raise my children? Do I? Where is my cardigan?
Jemimah Under your jacket.
Caractacus Potts Under-. Yes. Self-righteous busy body. Well, she won't be bothering us anymore.
Jemimah But I liked her.
Jeremy So did I. She was very pretty.
Caractacus Potts She certainly was. Do you think your father's a crackpot?
Jeremy Your cardigan's inside out.
Caractacus Potts What? Oh. Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly ]s?
[[invention]
Jemimah But they aren't silly! They're wonderful!
Jeremy Nobody else can think of them.
Caractacus Potts That's right! That is right! Nobody else can think of them.
An Elephant in My Pajamas
Caractacus Potts How was ], Grandpa?
[[India]
Grandpa India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an ] in my pajamas.
[[elephant]
Grandpa, Caractacus, Jemimah, and Jeremy How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know.
Grandpa You've heard it before.
A Bear Approaches the Princess on the Mountain
Grandpa Potts And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. "No, no!" the princess cried…
[reading a book out loud]
A Conversation on Communication Styles
Truly Scrumptious Well! I've never been...
Caractacus Potts Spoken to like that? Well, maybe it's about time!
A Brief Encounter with Mr. Potts
Truly Scrumptious Well, Mr. Potts!
[after Potts kisses her]
Child Catcher Tempts with Sweet Treats
Child Catcher They're all free today, cherry pie, cream puffs, ice cream, treacle tart.
Planning an Unforgettable Birthday Celebration
Truly Scrumptious It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them.
Caractacus Potts You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!
[confidently]
Toymaker It is impossible!
[incredulous]
Caractacus Potts Well, we'll see. Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!
[runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear; The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel; The children boo with their thumbs down; proud and confident]
A Toymaker's Urgent Plea for Safety
Toymaker Here's some good advice, take your children and your good lady out of Vulgaria. Look, I'm only a toymaker, and if I don't finish this in time for the Baron's birthday tomorrow I shall be a dead toymaker!!
Grandpa Potts on Motorcars and Nasty Smells
Grandpa Potts Nasty smelly things, motorcars!
A Joyful Conclusion to Their Adventure
Caractacus Potts And after that, Vulgaria became a free country and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy. And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everyone safe and sound, and...
Jemimah And Daddy and Truly were married.
Jeremy And lived happily ever after.
Jemimah Yes!
Truly Scrumptious Is that how the ] ]?
[[story; [ends]
Caractacus Potts It's getting late. We'd better be getting back.
[pauses; gets out to restart the car]
Value of a Once-Great Car
Junkman What is this heap of old iron doin here?
Bill Coggins Old iron?
Junkman I'll give ya ten bob for it.
Bill Coggins Please do not be daft. This was once such a great car; it won the British Grand Prix three years running.
Junkman (chuckles greedily) So it's a car eh it? (touches the broken wheel)
Jeremy Certainly it is a car!
Jemimah Potts It's a racing car and we're winning!
Jeremy And you are in the way!
Junkman (rudely) And you are in the way of a belt wrapped around your ear young man, if I have any more of your lip!! All right. I will give ya 15 bob for it.
Bill Coggins Make it 30 and she is yours.
Jemimah (shocked) Mr. Coggins, you are not selling her, are you!?
Junkman (furiously) Of course he's goin to sell her!! Whattaya think he is runnin here?! A children's playground or something?!! All right 30 bob. I will pick her up Wednesday.
Toymaker's Urgent Warning About Children in Vulgaria
Toymaker Hey, you there, get those ] in here!! Get them in before the soldiers get here!! We must get those children out of sight, if the soldiers come they will take them away, uh um, no one's allowed to have children in Vulgaria!! The Baroness, she hates children!!
[[children]
Finding Hope in Difficult Times
Peter Sir, have you come to help us? Are you going to help us out of here?
[Catactacus walks over to him]
Caractacus Potts What's your name, son?
[kneels in front of him]
Peter Peter, sir.
Caractacus Potts Well Peter, you shouldn't be afraid. Even in a terrible place like this. Because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're...afraid.
[compassionately; Truly, the Toymaker, and the children listen with interest]
Children's Freedom and Parental Perspective
Caractacus Potts Maybe my children like running wild in the street. Had that occured to you?
[to Truly Scrumptious]
Safety Precaution Advice from Caractacus Potts
Caractacus Potts You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.
Inventing a New Candy Name
Caractacus Potts You see I've invented these sweets.
Lord Scrumptious Secretary Oh really? Name?
Caractacus Potts Uh...Whistling Sweets.
Lord Scrumptious Secretary Mr. Whistling Sweets. (writes it down)
Caractacus Potts (laughs) Mr. Whistling Sweets!! Uh no. I'm... uh... Potts.
Lord Scrumptious Secretary Hmmm... (writes it down)
Threatening Consequences from the Child Catcher
Child Catcher The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace, and your eyeballs for earrings.
[threatening the Toymaker]
A Distrustful Assessment of Coggins
Caractacus Potts Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?
Grandpa Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
Desperation in a Failing Aircraft
Blimp Pilot We're still losing height!
Baron Bomburst There has to be something else we can throw out!!!
Second Spy But there's nothing else we can throw out...!!?
First Spy There's nothing else... (Chuckles nervously)
Grandpa Potts You just dropped someone!!!
First Spy (swimming desperately in the ocean as the second spy splashes in the ocean) Come back! Come back! (The men chuckle and wave goodbye to the spies as the blimp takes off back in the air) Come back!!!
Second Spy What do we do now?
First Spy Start swimming!
Second Spy I don't swim!
First Spy Then start drowning!
[swims away]
The Unusual Car: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Truly Scrumptious What an unusual car.
Jeremy Daddy made it.
Truly Scrumptious Oh? And it actually goes?
[laughs]
Jemimah It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Truly Scrumptious That's a curious name for a motorcar.
Jemimah But that's the sound it makes. Listen.
Child Catcher's Scent for Hidden Children
Child Catcher There are children here somewhere. I can smell them.
Child Catcher's Frustration with Obstacles
Child Catcher Fool! Idiot! Out of my way!
Introducing the Characters in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Truly Scrumptious What's your name?
Jemimah I'm Jemimah.
Jeremy And I'm Jeremy.
Jemimah What's yours?
Truly Scrumptious Truly.
Jemimah That's a very pretty name.
Truly Scrumptious Now, where is your house?
Jeremy Oh, we don't live in a house.
Jemimah We live a ]. On top of a hill.
[[castle]
Truly Scrumptious A castle? I didn't know there were any castles around here.
[laughs]
Jemimah Well, it isn't a castle exactly.
Jeremy That's what Daddy calls it. He says ] used to live there hundreds of years ago.
[[Alfred the Great|King Alfred]
Truly Scrumptious And does your Daddy know you aren't in school?
Jemimah Oh, he won't mind. He never does.
Jeremy Anyway, he's awful busy.
Truly Scrumptious Is he? Well, he'll have to find time to see me because I have a few things to say to him.