Highlights
Mutiny - First Round Pick Jason Statham Clip
Mutiny
Forbidden Fruits - Exclusive Interview
Forbidden Fruits
Toy Story 5 - Sheriff Joke Clip
Toy Story 5
Motor City - Alan Ritchson at the NY Premiere
Motor City
The Devil Wears Prada 2 - Runway Ready Clip
The Devil Wears Prada 2
Heartstopper Forever - Official Poster
Heartstopper Forever
Emily in Paris Final Chapter - Merci Paris Clip
Emily in Paris
The Odyssey - Zendaya at the World Premiere
The Odyssey
Thrash - Trapped Between Flood and Sharks Clip
Thrash
Spider-Man: Brand New Day - Tom Holland and Zendaya at the Madrid Press Tour
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
The Odyssey - Christopher Nolan Exclusive Interview
The Odyssey
Digger - Official Poster
Digger
House of the Dragon Season 3 - Draw Your Sword Clip
House of the Dragon
The Devil's Mouth - Official Poster
The Devil's Mouth
Christmas with the Kranks

Christmas with the Kranks (2004) - Quotes

Audience Score
62

Rejection of Holiday Cheer

Taglines: No! Ho! Ho!

A Christmas Surprise for the Town

Taglines: Their Christmas will turn the town upside down!

A Photographer's Question Sparks Curiosity

Walt Scheel: Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.
Luther Krank: How do you think this photographer got this shot?
Walt Scheel: What photographer?
Luther Krank: The one who took this photograph.
Walt Scheel: Oh, that one.
Luther Krank: Yeah, that one.
Walt Scheel: Well, he climbed up.
Luther Krank: On your roof?
Luther Krank: Well, why did you do that?
Walt Scheel: I don't know. He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.
Luther Krank: At least you're consistent.
Walt Scheel: I try to be, old man.
Luther Krank: Stop that!
Walt Scheel: Stop what?
Luther Krank: Stop calling me old man! You're like 10 years older than me!
Walt Scheel: Well, prove it!

A Conversation on Mutual Dislike

Walt Scheel: Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?
Luther Krank: Of course not.
Walt Scheel: Good, cause I still don't like you that much.
Luther Krank: Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.

The Importance of Pre-Cruise Tanning

Nora: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy: [to Nora] You look like a corpse. And you could use some help too.

Food Preferences and Family Traditions

Luther: Smoked trout?
Nora: It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther: What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora: [stops dead in her tracks and turns around with a livid look on her face] NEVER say hickory honey ham again.
Luther: [Sarcastically] Ooooh.

Unexpected Savings for Holiday Expenses

Nora: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?
Luther: $3,000.00.
Nora: We SAVE money?
Luther: Absolutely.
Nora: We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?
Luther: No this is a total boycott honey.
Nora: It's $600.
Luther: It is a total boycott.
Nora: [leaves] Well then no. What a stupid idea.
Luther: You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?
Nora: No. You are.
Luther: Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.
Nora: When do we leave?
Luther: High noon Christmas day.

Communication Breakdown Over Holiday Preparations

Nora: You forgot the white chocolate!
Luther: They didn't have any.
Nora: Did you talk to Rex?
Luther: Who's Rex?
Nora: The butcher.
Luther: ...As odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!

Unexpected News About Blair's Date

Blair: I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther: What's a reeké?

Questioning Legality and Authority

Spike: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this isn't illegal?
Luther: Are you a cop?

Questioning the Legality of Skipping Christmas

Spike Frohmeyer: You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?

Vic Frohmeyer Welcomes Frosty to the Celebration

Vic Frohmeyer: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!

Questioning Weekend Plans

Nora Krank: What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.

Questioning the Decision to Skip Christmas

Nora Krank: We skip Christmas?!

Luther Krank's Self-Deprecating Observation

Luther Krank: [dressed in black to hide his tan] I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.