15 quotes
Questioning Weekend Plans
Nora Krank
What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.
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Communication Breakdown Over Holiday Preparations
Nora
You forgot the white chocolate!
Luther
They didn't have any.
Nora
Did you talk to Rex?
Luther
Who's Rex?
Nora
The butcher.
Luther
...As odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!
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A Christmas Surprise for the Town
Taglines
Their Christmas will turn the town upside down!
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Vic Frohmeyer Welcomes Frosty to the Celebration
Vic Frohmeyer
Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!
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Rejection of Holiday Cheer
Taglines
No! Ho! Ho!
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Questioning the Decision to Skip Christmas
Nora Krank
We skip Christmas?!
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A Conversation on Mutual Dislike
Walt Scheel
Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?
Luther Krank
Of course not.
Walt Scheel
Good, cause I still don't like you that much.
Luther Krank
Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.
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Unexpected Savings for Holiday Expenses
Nora
How much is this going to cost?
[Luther explains his idea for the cruise]
Luther
$3,000.00.
Nora
We SAVE money?
Luther
Absolutely.
Nora
We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?
Luther
No this is a total boycott honey.
Nora
It's $600.
Luther
It is a total boycott.
Nora
Well then no. What a stupid idea.
[leaves]
Luther
You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?
Nora
No. You are.
Luther
Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.
Nora
When do we leave?
Luther
High noon Christmas day.
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Luther Krank's Self-Deprecating Observation
Luther Krank
I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.
[dressed in black to hide his tan]
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A Photographer's Question Sparks Curiosity
Walt Scheel
Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.
Luther Krank
How do you think this photographer got this shot?
Walt Scheel
What photographer?
Luther Krank
The one who took this photograph.
Walt Scheel
Oh, that one.
Luther Krank
Yeah, that one.
Walt Scheel
Well, he climbed up.
Luther Krank
On your roof?
Walt Scheel
Yeah.
Luther Krank
Well, why did you do that?
Walt Scheel
I don't know. He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.
Luther Krank
At least you're consistent.
Walt Scheel
I try to be, old man.
Luther Krank
Stop that!
Walt Scheel
Stop what?
Luther Krank
Stop calling me old man! You're like 10 years older than me!
Walt Scheel
Am I?
Luther Krank
Yeah!
Walt Scheel
Well, prove it!
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Questioning Legality and Authority
Spike
Are you sure this isn't illegal?
[watching Luther steal a Christmas tree]
Luther
Are you a cop?
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Unexpected News About Blair's Date
Blair
I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther
What's a reeké?
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The Importance of Pre-Cruise Tanning
Nora
Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther
Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy
You look like a corpse. And you could use some help too.
[to Nora]
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Questioning the Legality of Skipping Christmas
Spike Frohmeyer
You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?
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Food Preferences and Family Traditions
Luther
Smoked trout?
Nora
It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther
What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora
NEVER say hickory honey ham again.
[stops dead in her tracks and turns around with a livid look on her face]
Luther
Ooooh.
[Sarcastically]
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