Rejection of Holiday Cheer
Taglines:
No! Ho! Ho!
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A Christmas Surprise for the Town
Taglines:
Their Christmas will turn the town upside down!
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A Photographer's Question Sparks Curiosity
Walt Scheel:
Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.
Luther Krank:
How do you think this photographer got this shot?
Walt Scheel:
What photographer?
Luther Krank:
The one who took this photograph.
Walt Scheel:
Oh, that one.
Luther Krank:
Yeah, that one.
Walt Scheel:
Well, he climbed up.
Luther Krank:
On your roof?
Walt Scheel:
Yeah.
Luther Krank:
Well, why did you do that?
Walt Scheel:
I don't know. He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.
Luther Krank:
At least you're consistent.
Walt Scheel:
I try to be, old man.
Luther Krank:
Stop that!
Walt Scheel:
Stop what?
Luther Krank:
Stop calling me old man! You're like 10 years older than me!
Walt Scheel:
Am I?
Luther Krank:
Yeah!
Walt Scheel:
Well, prove it!
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A Conversation on Mutual Dislike
Walt Scheel:
Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?
Luther Krank:
Of course not.
Walt Scheel:
Good, cause I still don't like you that much.
Luther Krank:
Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.
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The Importance of Pre-Cruise Tanning
Nora:
Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther:
Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy: [to Nora]
You look like a corpse. And you could use some help too.
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Food Preferences and Family Traditions
Luther:
Smoked trout?
Nora:
It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther:
What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora: [stops dead in her tracks and turns around with a livid look on her face]
NEVER say hickory honey ham again.
Luther: [Sarcastically]
Ooooh.
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Unexpected Savings for Holiday Expenses
Nora: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise]
How much is this going to cost?
Luther:
$3,000.00.
Nora:
We SAVE money?
Luther:
Absolutely.
Nora:
We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?
Luther:
No this is a total boycott honey.
Nora:
It's $600.
Luther:
It is a total boycott.
Nora: [leaves]
Well then no. What a stupid idea.
Luther:
You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?
Nora:
No. You are.
Luther:
Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.
Nora:
When do we leave?
Luther:
High noon Christmas day.
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Communication Breakdown Over Holiday Preparations
Nora:
You forgot the white chocolate!
Luther:
They didn't have any.
Nora:
Did you talk to Rex?
Luther:
Who's Rex?
Nora:
The butcher.
Luther:
...As odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!
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Unexpected News About Blair's Date
Blair:
I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther:
What's a reeké?
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Questioning Legality and Authority
Spike: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree]
Are you sure this isn't illegal?
Luther:
Are you a cop?
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Questioning the Legality of Skipping Christmas
Spike Frohmeyer:
You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?
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Vic Frohmeyer Welcomes Frosty to the Celebration
Vic Frohmeyer:
Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!
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Questioning Weekend Plans
Nora Krank:
What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.
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Questioning the Decision to Skip Christmas
Nora Krank:
We skip Christmas?!
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Luther Krank's Self-Deprecating Observation
Luther Krank: [dressed in black to hide his tan]
I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.
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