Chunky Monkey

Fitness fanatic Donald Leek indulges in a monthly Chunky Monkey experience with someone vaguely resembling moviesongstress Julie Andrews who hes expecting at 730pm His obsession with Ms Andrews and her posterior is somewhat disturbing to say the least Before she arrives however he has to dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam manager of his favourite Indian restaurant who has neglected to send him a Christmas card He is interrupted by a peculiar assortment of unwelcome visitors amongst them Jesus Christ and a onetesticled selfmade millionaire Each one is as unhinged as their host who retaliates to the intrusion in extreme fashion