Cast
B
Brent G. Baker
as Captain
D
Douglass Hoffman
as DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman)
B
Bo Bolin
as The Cocaine King
K
Kat Andrews
as Alex Bailey
R
Robert McMonarch
as Chad
A
Austin Berndt
as Brad
B
Brandon Conrad
as Tad
R
Rick Snowdon
as Steve
A
Alvin Clausen
as Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen)
C
Christopher 'Toph' Holland
as Drug Dealer
B
Brian Mosher
as Garage Victim
J
Jess Carroll
as Cop #1
E
Eryca Latham
as Cop #2
M
Max 'Pizza' Rottweiler
as Cop #3
C
Celeste Worrell
as Cop #4
C
Caity O'Grady
as Cop #5
G
Garrett Hayes
as Larry
K
Kirk Kindle
as Golfer
R
Riley Vannoy
as Crab-Wich Guy
M
Morgan Brown
as Cake Mom
R
Reiker Vance
as Cake Brother
F
Finneus Conrad
as Former Smoker
T
Trey Foster
as Mailbox Victim
J
Jayna Brock
as Switched to Decaf
V
Vikkye Fetters-Delfino
as Face Off Victim
R
Roger 'Bubbles' Kirkendoll
as Basketballer
R
Rayne Lorentz-Wright
as Jogger
R
Rick VanDuyn
as Buried in Crabs
K
Kelly Williams Brown
as Lovely Lady #1
A
Ahna Barnes
as Lovely Lady #2
T
Tiqvah Aviv
as Lovely Lady #3
T
Taylor Bolden
as Lady on Bench
T
Topher Rodriguez
as Man on Bench
N
Nikki Russell
as Skateboard Lady
G
Galena Radtke
as Scooter Girl
P
Preston Radtke
as Scooter Boy
A
Ashley Smith
as Dispatch (voice)
J
Jennifer Plemons
as Reporter #1
E
Emma Buktenica
as Reporter #2(as Em Buktenica)
C
Chris Pavelek
as Reporter #3
I
Ishy Rose
as Reporter #4
T
Terra Brady
as Reporter #5
T
Thomas Owings
as Reporter #6
T
Tanner Watson
as Crab Victim/Crowd
C
Coleen Haynes
as Crab Victim/Crowd
M
Matt Haynes
as Crab Victim/Crowd
K
Karl Haynes
as Crab Victim/Crowd
I
Ian Haynes
as Crab Victim/Crowd
T
Tata Brooks
as Crab Victim/Crowd
S
Shannon Novak
as Crab Victim/Crowd
K
Katie Decker
as Crab Victim/Crowd
K
Kevin Moore
as Crab Victim/Crowd
M
Morrigan Magee
as Crab Victim/Crowd
D
Darren Holmquist
as Dad Crab
S
Shelley Thornburgh Wright
as Mom Crab
L
Lindsay Schoonover
as Dog Walker
M
Meeko
as Dog Walked
