Unexpected News in a Delicate Situation
Doctor:
Mr. Selwyn?
Art Selwyn: [about his wife, Bess]
That's me, Doctor! How is she?
Doctor:
She's fine, considering her age. And the fact that she's six weeks pregnant.
Ben Luckett: [chuckles, and to Art says]
Why you smutty ol devil.
Doctor: [shaking Art's hand who's babbling "Pregnant?"]
Very impressive, Mr. Selwyn. This one's definitely going in the books.
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A Moment of Rest and Care
Joe Finley:
I'm so tired.
Alma Finley: [cries]
Then go ahead and rest, dear.
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Reflections on Aging and Life's Challenges
Ruby:
Most people our age are a pain in the ass.
Bernie Lefkowitz:
Most people our age are *dead*.
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A Perfect Day with Friends at the Beach
Art Selwyn:
Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for?
Joe Finley: [pointing to young girls in bikinis]
Can I have some of that please?
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Sleepless Nights Among Friends
Art Selwyn:
How'd you guys sleep?
Joe Finley:
Alma didn't sleep a wink.
Art Selwyn:
You're kidding.
Joe Finley:
No. Neither did I.
Art Selwyn:
You dog!
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Beach Preferences and Unspoken Desires
Art Selwyn:
Joe loved the beach.
Ben Luckett:
He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked.
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A Lighthearted Comment on Aging
Ruby:
You know, when you want to, you can sure do a good impression of an old fart.
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Affectionate Remark About an Alien Friend
Jack Bonner:
You're my favorite Martian.
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Frustration Expressed in Simple Words
Bernie Lefkowitz: [about the pleasing shock of suddenly seeing all of his long-away friends again]
For crying out loud!
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A Father's Reaction to Unexpected News
Bernie Lefkowitz:
Here is an eagle who just found out his teenage daughter is pregnant.
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The Irony of Hard Work and Reward
Bernie Lefkowitz:
You work all your life, you pay taxes, you're a good citizen, and what do you end up with? A tight rug.
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A Challenge to Courage and Bravery
Ben Luckettt:
Last one in is a pantywaist!
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Desire for justice and selflessness expressed
Art Selwyn:
There's no justice! If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her! I'd trace places with her in a heartbeat!
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