2 quotes
Reflection on Ancestral Living Conditions
Wilbert
How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this?
Al Stewart
Probably your forefathers lived here.
Wilbert
I beg your pardon?
Al Stewart
I said probably your forefathers lived here before you.
Wilbert
My four fathers?
Al Stewart
Yes.
Wilbert
I didn't have four fathers.
Al Stewart
Sure, you did.
Wilbert
If I did, only one came home nights.
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In-Laws or Out-Laws?
Al Stewart
What's going on out there?
Wilbert
My in-laws, they're acting like out-laws!
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