Comment se faire réformer

Two friends Philippe and Jeannot are drafted the same day and assigned to the same place They have no taste for military life and during the conscription visit they try all they can to be declared unfit for service They fail and land in barrack room 13 where a bunch of other rebels is gathered together under the approximate control of a stupid warrant officer and a depressing captainThey all still have hopes of returning home soonBesides Philippe and Jeannot this motley crew consists of a rich allegedly kleptomaniac snob a phony queen an orthodox Jew a yogi a hippie a Belgian a hermetic poet an Arab and thats not the half of it