Ancient Roman Wedding Ideas Discussed
Roman Wedding Bride-to-be:
Our idea is for an Ancient Roman-themed wedding.
Vivienne: [Delighted]
Great!
Roman Wedding Bride-to-be]:
It begins with the sacrifice of a pig at the bride's house.
Antoni Clarke: [Exasperated]
Fuck me...
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A Disheartening Reality of Train Enthusiasm
Antoni Clarke:
I understand that you came here today hoping to win a house; it isn't going to happen. Goodbye.
Trainspotter Groom-to-be: [Slightly indignant]
There's three changes between here and Bridport...
Antoni Clarke:
Well, I'm sure you fucking loved that. You love a train!
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Revisiting Familiar Themes in Relationships
Vivienne:
Do you think that maybe it's been done before?
Elvis Groom-to-be: [Confused]
... No.
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Pairing Up Characters for a Matchmaking Scheme
Vivienne: [About a prospective bride-to-be in an unlikely bid]
She was quite pretty. We could pair her up with someone else.
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Different Perspectives on Wedding Celebrations
Antoni Clarke:
Not everyone wants to get married in a crazy way. Not everyone wants their special day ruined by a gimmick. But some people do.
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Anxiety About Meeting New People
Antoni Clarke:
Vivianne, am I going to meet any more mental people today?
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Introducing Antoni Clarke, the Bride's Best Friend
Antoni Clarke: [Pause; wearily]
Hello, my name is Antoni Clarke, and I am a bride's best friend. I'm not gay.
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