5 quotes
Appreciating Ornithology for Its Uniforms
Ernie Souchak
But why ornithology?
Nell Porter
I like the uniform.
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A Chicagoan's Remark on Unusual Size
Ernie Souchak
I've never seen such big balls - and I'm from Chicago.
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Acknowledging the Authenticity of One's Work
Ernie Souchak
I know what I wrote, I was there when I wrote it.
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Reflections on a Unique Encounter
Ernie Souchak
The air was thin. She was average cute. She was the only girl up there. The air was so thin!
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Unexpected Sounds in Silence
Ernie Souchak
It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on.
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