Cool Hand Luke Quotes

Luke Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute? It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right. On my knees, asking. Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.

Dragline Luke?

Luke Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You're a hard case, too.

Dragline Luke? You all right? They got us, boy. They're out there, thicker than flies. Bosses, dogs, sheriffs, more guns than I've ever seen in my life. You ain't got a chance. They caught up with me right after we split up. And they was aimin to kill ya. But I fixed it. I got em to promise if you give up peaceful, they won't whip ya this time...Luke, you gotta listen to me. All ya got to do is give up nice and quiet. Just play cool.

Luke What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

Taglines He was a cool customer. . .until the law made it hot for him!

Captain We got a couple men here doing 20 spots. We got one that's got all of it. We got all kinds, and you gonna fit in real good. Of course, unless you get rabbit in your blood and you decide to take off for home. You give the bonus system time and a set of leg chains to keep you slowed down just a little bit, for your own good. You'll learn the rules. Now, it's all up to you. Now I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean son-of-a-bitch. It's all up to you.

Taglines On The Chain-Gang They'd Seen Every Kind Of Man - But Luke Became A Legend

Captain You're gonna get used to wearin them chains after a while, Luke, but you never stop listenin to them clinkin'. Cause they're gonna remind you of what I've been sayin - for your own good.

Luke Wish you'd stop bein so good to me, Cap'n.

Captain Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Dragline Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin back at me - with nothin'.

Luke Yeah, well, sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand.

Dragline Move over. I'm gonna sit in here next to my boy - Cool Hand Luke.

Dragline Don't hit me, Boss. Don't hit me. I'll do whatever you say. Only don't hit me." You're an original, that's what you are! Them mullet-heads didn't even know you was foolin'!

Luke Foolin em, huh? You can't fool em about somethin like that. They broke me. But they didn't get my mind right. Not with no stick, no, sir.

Dragline Aw. All that time, you was plannin on runnin again.

Luke I never planned anything in my life.

Captain It says here you did real good in ]. Bronze Star, Silver Star, couple of Purple Hearts. Sergeant. Then came out the same way you went in... buck private.

Luke I was just passing time, Captain.

Taglines The man...and the motion picture that simply do not conform.

Carr Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...

Luke ...the box.

Carr I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.

Taglines What we have here is failure to communicate'.

John, Jr. Why can't you have chains?

Luke John-boy, lemme tell you something. You know, them chains ain't medals. You get em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and then you gotta deal with the Man . And he is one rough old boy.

Boss Kean Sorry, Luke. Just doin my job. You gotta appreciate that.

Luke Naw. Callin it your job don't make it right, boss.

Luke Oh come on! Stop beatin it! Get out there yourself! Stop feedin off me! Get out of here! I can't breathe! Give me some air!

Dragline That's my darlin Luke. He grin like a baby, but he bites like a gator.

Luke You've done your best, Arletta. What I've done - myself is the only problem.

Arletta No, no it ain't Luke. You ain't alone. Everywhere you go, I'm with you. John too.

Luke You never thought maybe that's a heavy load?

Arletta Aw, why, we, we always thought you was strong enough to carry it. Was we wrong?

Luke I don't know. There are things just never the way they seem, Arletta. You know that. A man's gotta go his own way.

Dragline Boy, you're new meat. You're gonna have to shape up fast and hard for this gang. We got rules here. In order to learn em, you gotta do more work with your ears than with your mouth.

Dragline Somebody say somethin'?

Luke I didn't say nothin', Boss.

Dragline Well, whatta we got here?

Luke A Lucas Jackson.

Society Red You don't have a name here until Dragline gives you one.

Dragline Maybe we ought to call it No Ears. You don't listen much, do ya, boy?

Luke I ain't heard that much worth listenin to. There's a lot of guys layin down a lot of rules and regulations.

Luke Don't hit me anymore... Oh God, I pray to God you don't hit me anymore. I'll do anything you say, but I can't take anymore.

Boss Paul You got your mind right, Luke?

Luke Yeah. I got it right. I got it right, boss.

Boss Paul Suppose you's back-slide on us?

Luke Oh no I won't. I won't, boss.

Boss Paul Suppose you's to back-sass?

Luke No I won't. I won't. I got my mind right.

Boss Paul You try to run again, we gonna kill ya.

Luke I won't, I won't, boss.

Dragline Where'd the road go?

Luke That's it. That's the end of it.

Convict Man, there's still daylight.

Dragline About two hours left.

Convict What do we do now?

Luke Nothin'.

Dragline Oh Luke, you wild, beautiful thing. You crazy handful of nothin'.

Captain You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice, you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set cause you're gonna get your mind right. And I mean RIGHT. Take a good look at Luke. Cool Hand Luke?

Luke Let him go. Bam, Bam.

Dragline Knock it off, Luke. You can't talk about Him that way.

Luke Are you still believin in that big bearded Boss up there? You think he's watchin us?

Dragline Get in here. Ain't ya scared? Ain't ya scared of dyin'?

Luke Dyin'? Boy, he can have this little life any time he wants to. Do ya hear that? Are ya hearin it? Come on. You're welcome to it, ol timer. Let me know you're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it.

Luke I'm just standin in the rain talkin to myself.

Dragline They took him right down that road.

Convicts What'd he look like, Drag?...Yeah, what'd he look like?..He had his eyes opened or closed, Drag?

Dragline He was smiling... That's right. You know, that, that Luke smile of his. He had it on his face right to the very end. Hell, if they didn't know it fore, they could tell right then that they weren't a-gonna beat him. That old Luke smile. Old Luke, he was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.

Convict Oh man, oh man, I'm dyin'.

Gambler She ain't got nothin but, nothin but one safety pin holdin that thing on. Come on safety pin, POP. Come on baby, POP.

Dragline Hey Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. My Lucille!... That's Lucille, you mullet head. Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

Convict She don't know what she's doin'.

Luke Oh boy, she knows exactly what she's doin'. She's drivin us crazy and lovin every minute of it.

Dragline Shut your mouth about my Lucille.

Dragline He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He back-sassed a free man. They got their rules. We ain't got nothin to do with that. Would probably have happened to him sooner or later anyway - a complainer like him. He gotta learn the rules the same as anybody else.

Luke Yeah, them poor old Bosses need all the help they can get.

Dragline You tryin to say somethin'? You got a flappin mouth. One of these days, I'm gonna have to flap me up some dust with it.