3 quotes
Choosing Between Consequences and Options
Norman
Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow-toothed midget with lung cancer?
Kevin
I'm keeping my options open.
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Arresting Rudeness in New York City
Jake
You arrested a waiter?
Norman
Jake, he was rude.
Jake
Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.
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A Warning About Cats and Personal Space
Jake Stone
Don't ever throw a cat on me again.
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