Arresting Rudeness in New York City
Jake:
You arrested a waiter?
Norman:
Jake, he was rude.
Jake:
Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.
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Choosing Between Consequences and Options
Norman:
Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow-toothed midget with lung cancer?
Kevin:
I'm keeping my options open.
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A Warning About Cats and Personal Space
Jake Stone:
Don't ever throw a cat on me again.
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