Critters 4 Quotes

Taglines In Space... They Love to Hear You Scream!

Ethan I guess Rick's had a little too much coffee again?

Al Bert Rick has got a bug up his butt. See. He's gone and discovered himself a magnetic space anomaly. And he's gotten stiff in the jock.

Al Bert Rick and Bernie are dead. For all I know we may have been infected by some alien germ. So unless anyone else has another suggestion, I propose that we just hole up here and wait for them to come rescue us. They will be here any minute.

Ethan Yeah. If we don't blow up first.

Ethan What do these things look like?

Charlie What do they look like?

Ethan Yeah.

Charlie You ever see a piranha?

Ethan It's a fish, right?

Charlie That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.

Al Bert Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.

Rick Radiation?

Al Bert Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.

Bernie Don't kid about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.

Al Bert What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?

Charlie Well, uh, that means everybody I know is.

Bernie They're dead. They're toast. They're history.

Rick It's rust.

Ethan Magnify times four, please.

Rick Now it's great big rust.

Al Bert Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.