Crocodile Dundee (1986) - Quotes

Taglines: He came from Down Under...to turn the Big Apple upside down!

Taglines: Born and raised in the most primitive and hostile territory on Earth, Michael J. Dundee has raised survival to an art form. Now he's about to test himself in a region half as primitive, but twice as hostile: Manhattan Island.

Taglines: From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness he can't tame!

Taglines: The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!

Taglines: There's a little of him in all of us.

Taglines: He's survived the most hostile and primitive land known to man. Now all he's got to do is make it through a week in New York.

Taglines: From the Australian Outback to New York City, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee is about to survive in a different kind of Jungle.

Sue Charlton: She's not nuts. Don't you ever have problems in Walkabout Creek?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, if y have a problem… take it to Wally… Wally'll tell the town… no more problem.

Sue Charlton: Mick, give him your wallet.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: What for?

Sue Charlton: He's got a knife.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckling; draws a large Bowie knife; Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. The mugger and his friends run away] That's not a knife. That’s a knife

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Just kids having fun. You alright?

Sue Charlton: I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee.

Sue Charlton: That croc would have eaten me alive.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [The] Oh well, I wouldn't hold that against him. thought crossed my mind once or twice.

Richard Mason: [[New York City] ], Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.

Neville Bell: [[photograph] Oh no, you can't take my ].

Sue Charlton: [[spirit] Oh, I'm sorry! you believe it will take your ] away.

Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [honks horn and yells to water buffalo] Get out of the way dopey!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: It's for washing your backside! right?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [[land; [year] Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the ]. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million ]s. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [singing; [w:Never Never (Australian outback)|Never Never; [Fred Astaire] Up North in the ] / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / Who can dance like ]!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [sings in the bathtub; [heart; pause] If I give my ] to you... then I'll have none and you'll have two.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [to a New York driver] Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!