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Down Under Meets the Big Apple
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He came from Down Under...to turn the Big Apple upside down!
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Perspective on Ownership and Connection to Nature
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the ]. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million ]s. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
[[land; [year]
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Addressing Problems in Walkabout Creek
Sue Charlton
She's not nuts. Don't you ever have problems in Walkabout Creek?
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Well, if y have a problem… take it to Wally… Wally'll tell the town… no more problem.
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Crocodile Dundee's Dismissive Command
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Get out of the way dopey!
[honks horn and yells to water buffalo]
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Crocodile Dundee Takes on New York City
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The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!
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Surviving New York: A Primitive Challenge
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He's survived the most hostile and primitive land known to man. Now all he's got to do is make it through a week in New York.
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The Friendliness of New York City
Richard Mason
], Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
[[New York City]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
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Cultural Differences in Driving Habits
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!
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Sharing and its consequences
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
If I give my ] to you... then I'll have none and you'll have two.
[sings in the bathtub; [heart; pause]
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Misunderstanding About a Camera Lens Cap
Neville Bell
Oh no, you can't take my ].
[[photograph]
Sue Charlton
Oh, I'm sorry! you believe it will take your ] away.
[[spirit]
Neville Bell
No, you got lens-cap on it.
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Crocodile Dundee's Humorous Take on Danger
Sue Charlton
That croc would have eaten me alive.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Oh well, I wouldn't hold that against him. thought crossed my mind once or twice.
[The]
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Surviving the Urban Jungle Adventure
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From the Australian Outback to New York City, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee is about to survive in a different kind of Jungle.
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The Mighty Hunter of the North
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Up North in the ] / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / Who can dance like ]!
[singing; [w:Never Never (Australian outback)|Never Never; [Fred Astaire]
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From Outback to Urban: A Taming Journey
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From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness he can't tame!
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Road Safety Advice from Crocodile Dundee
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!
[to a New York driver]
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Humorous Take on Cultural Differences
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
It's for washing your backside! right?
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A Distinction Between Knives
Sue Charlton
Mick, give him your wallet.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
What for?
Sue Charlton
He's got a knife.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
That's not a knife. That’s a knife
[chuckling; draws a large Bowie knife; Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. The mugger and his friends run away]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Just kids having fun. You alright?
Sue Charlton
I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee.
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A Bit of Everyone Inside Us
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There's a little of him in all of us.
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Survival Skills Tested in Urban Jungle
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Born and raised in the most primitive and hostile territory on Earth, Michael J. Dundee has raised survival to an art form. Now he's about to test himself in a region half as primitive, but twice as hostile: Manhattan Island.
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