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Danger: Diabolik Quotes

"Out for all he can take, seduce, or get away with..."

PG-13 1968 · 1h 44m
63
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63
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10 quotes
Danger: Diabolik - Valmont
Valmont Is that Stud coming?
Danger: Diabolik - Valmont
Valmont So long, Diabolik!
Investigation of Valmont's Mysterious Death
Inspector Ginko Sergeant, this is our friend Valmont's certificate. Cause of death: eleven machine gun shots. To the morgue!
[a voice inside his head says "Eleven emeralds... eleven bullets..." as he realizes what that means]
Identification of a Mysterious Figure
Valmont Who's that? Must be Stud.
A Dismissive Remark on Foolishness
Valmont Dry up, stupid!
Danger: Diabolik - Tagline
Tagline Out for all he can take, seduce, or get away with...
Crossing Names Off the Human Register
Valmont I told you I'd cross your name off the human register.
Signatures and Remembrance in the Morgue
Morgue Attendant Valmont, yes, it's all in order. If you'll just sign here, here, here, and here.
Diabolik Four times?
Morgue Attendant Four times, yes.
Diabolik He was basically a good boy... always sent money to Mama.
Morgue Attendant There, there. Buck up. He'll soon be home at last. He's at peace now. Let's see if he's ready yet. Please. Yes, he's ready! Every time... I reflect on man's insignificance...
[hands Diabolik the urn; checks inside the retort; opens the oven door and prepares to extract Valmont's ashes]
Morgue Attendant I say!
Old Lady Excuse me, where is the doctor? Please!
Old Lady Excuse me, where is the doctor?
Diabolik He's in shock.
Diabolik Faces Tough Luck
Valmont Tough luck, Diabolik!
The Complexity of Signing for the Deceased
Morgue Attendant There... Ralph Valmont. If you'll just sign this here, here, here, and here.
Diabolik Four times?
Morgue Attendant Four times, yes.
Diabolik He was basically a good boy... always sent money to Mama.
Morgue Attendant There, there. Buck up. He'll soon be home at last. He's at peace now. Let's see if he's ready yet. Please. Yes, he's ready! Every time... I reflect on man's insignificance...
[hands Diabolik the urn; checks inside the retort; opens the oven door and prepares to extract Valmont's ashes]
Morgue Attendant Have you ever seen–?
Old Lady Excuse me, could you tell me where the doctor is?
Old Lady Excuse me, please, could you tell me where the doctor is?
Diabolik He's in shock.