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Deadpool Claims Control Over Wolverine's Fate
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Behold! The precious head of your queen, ]! I have the Wolverine! I alone control her! You come for me... you come for her!
[Holding Sabertooth's severed head; [Mad Max: Fury Road|Furiosa]
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Deadpool's Unconventional Thoughts on Intimacy
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate! And where in God's name is the intimacy coordinator?!
[after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time]
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Acceptance of Aging
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Huh! ] finally aged.
[[w:Paul Rudd|Paul Rudd]
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Educated Wishes and Truthful Declarations
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I did not lie, I made an educated wish!
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Wade's Dream of Chaos with Wolverine
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me, getting into it? Deadpool and Wolverine just fucking shit up! Can you imagine the fun? The chaos? The residuals?
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Defiance in the Face of Adversity
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Suck it, ]. ] Get fucked!
[[w:20th Century Studios|Fox; [w:I'm going to Disney World!|I'm going to Disneyland.; headbutts the camera]
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Struggling with Responsibility and Connection
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to fuck people up for money, but you! YOU — know how to save em! At least the other Wolverine did... I guess I'm stuck with the worst one!
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Deadpool's Reaction to Wolverine's Costume
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Ooh! Look at those jammies. That only took twenty fuckin years!
[Discovering Logan's comics-accurate X-Man suit]
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Deadpool's Confusion Over Alioth's Involvement
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Alioth is in this thing? From ], ], ]?
[[Loki (TV series)|Loki; [w:Loki season 1|season 1; [w:Journey Into Mystery (Loki)|episode 5]
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Deadpool's Take on the Honda Odyssey
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
This isn't a car! This is a Honda fuckin Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a cock, dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete!
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Acceptance of Unconventional Choices
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I'm done. I'm done, and I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life I always imagined for myself? Fuck no! But this is the right fit for me, sugar bear. It is.
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Embracing Chaos in Epic Battles
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Yes! YES! Let this man cook! This is what I'm talking about; big slow-motion fight, sad music, everybody working together, who knows if you live or die, that sort of thing. Who's ready?!
[To the Resistance]
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Deadpool's Take on Happiness and Work-Life Balance
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I'm more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think it's what they do in Denmark. You know, you'll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... Goddammit, they're happy.
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The Mutual Benefit of Saving Each Other
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Turns out, I am the world-saving type. Just look around this table if you want proof. The best part? Sometimes, the people we save... Well, they save us right back.
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Reflections on Heroism and Fear
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
God, he loved his face! I can taste his final thought. He was so afraid. But he died a hero.
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Deadpool's Humorous Dismissal of Wolverine
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Oh, ho-ho-ho, fuck off! Adorn me, beardo!
[sees his new suit]
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A Deadpool Reflection on Reality
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
You know, ].
[[The Avengers (2012 film)|the Avengers discovered shawarma]
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Deadpool and Wolverine's Dangerous Partnership
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
You were right. One of us would have been killed. But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together, make them hold hands while listening to ]? Indestructible, motherfucker!
[[w:Madonna|Madonna]
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Deadpool's Humorous Bone Count Observation
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching ].
[[Gossip Girl]
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The Intimidating Power of the Mask
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
The mask is really intimidating, huh? It's like ], except he can move his neck.
[About Wolverine's mask; [Batman (1989 film)|Batman]
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Reflections on the Cinematic Multiverse
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
The Sacred Timeline. I assume I'm going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?
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Awareness of Past Experiences
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Oh, please. You think I haven't seen ] ]?
[in a delected scene; [Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania|Doctor Ant and; [Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness|the Quantum-verse of Madness]
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Comment on Age Difference in Characters
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Poor kid", he's like 50!
[When Wolverine talks about how Deadpool got Human Torch killed]
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Deadpool Addresses Rumors About Johnny's Death
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
(in a post-credit scene; breaking the fourth wall) I’m tired of these absolutely vile rumors that I got Johnny killed. Let’s look at the tape. Gotcha, fuck face.
[showcases the footage of his and Logan's conversation with Johnny Storm in the Void]
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A Farewell to Fox from Deadpool
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Rest in pieces, Fox.
[looking behind the 20th Century Fox logo]
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Wolverine's Commitment to Brotherhood and Justice
James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine
I'm wearing this suit, and that means a lot of things, but most of all... it means I'm an X-Man. And I know your brother. As much as I wanna fucking kill you -- every bone in my body wants to fucking kill you! -- he wouldn't let me stand here and watch you die. Take your hands off. This is for him. This is for Charles.
[to Cassandra; to Deadpool; to Cassandra]
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Deadpool's Excitement and Franchise Reflection
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
] fanfare.] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That logo music just gets you pumped! Right? I'm sorry, I'm just-- I'm excited to be here. It's been a while. You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back. ], there was a whole boring rights issue, blahbiddie-blahbiddie-blah. But then it turned out they wanted me! The one guy who shouldn't even have his own movie, much less a franchise. Marvel's so stupid! Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering: How are we gonna do this without dishonoring ]'s memory? And I'll tell you how: We're not.
[narrating after mumbling the [[w:Marvel Studios|Marvel Studios; [w:Acquisition of 21st Century Fox by Disney|Disney bought Fox; [Logan (film)|''Logan'']
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Deadpool's Tailor Appreciation and Fashion Commentary
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Fucking A! Ugh, it's perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas?? You shouldn't have! Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. That guy knows what I'm talking about. His clothes say, "middle manager", but his eyes say, "Fucky, fucky!
[wearing his new suit; Points to a TVA employee]
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Finding Meaning in Connections and Friendship
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Everyone wants to matter. Turns out you don't need Marvel Jesus to do it. You just need to open your eyes and look around. And if you're lucky, you'll find a few friends. Old friends... And some new ones, too.
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Facing Loss in a Critical Moment
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about because that hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt finally dies, and he's standing right behind me, isn't he?! Welcome to the ], by the way. You're joining at a bit of a low point.
[to Wolverine; [w:Marvel Cinematic Universe|MCU]
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