Wolverine's Commitment to Brotherhood and Justice
James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine: [to Cassandra; to Deadpool; to Cassandra]
I'm wearing this suit, and that means a lot of things, but most of all... it means I'm an X-Man. And I know your brother. As much as I wanna fucking kill you -- every bone in my body wants to fucking kill you! -- he wouldn't let me stand here and watch you die. Take your hands off. This is for him. This is for Charles.
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Deadpool Addresses Rumors About Johnny's Death
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [showcases the footage of his and Logan's conversation with Johnny Storm in the Void]
(in a post-credit scene; breaking the fourth wall) I’m tired of these absolutely vile rumors that I got Johnny killed. Let’s look at the tape. Gotcha, fuck face.
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The Mutual Benefit of Saving Each Other
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
Turns out, I am the world-saving type. Just look around this table if you want proof. The best part? Sometimes, the people we save... Well, they save us right back.
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Finding Meaning in Connections and Friendship
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
Everyone wants to matter. Turns out you don't need Marvel Jesus to do it. You just need to open your eyes and look around. And if you're lucky, you'll find a few friends. Old friends... And some new ones, too.
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A Deadpool Reflection on Reality
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [[The Avengers (2012 film)|the Avengers discovered shawarma]
You know, ].
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Deadpool and Wolverine's Dangerous Partnership
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [[w:Madonna|Madonna]
You were right. One of us would have been killed. But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together, make them hold hands while listening to ]? Indestructible, motherfucker!
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The Intimidating Power of the Mask
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [About Wolverine's mask; [Batman (1989 film)|Batman]
The mask is really intimidating, huh? It's like ], except he can move his neck.
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Reflections on Heroism and Fear
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
God, he loved his face! I can taste his final thought. He was so afraid. But he died a hero.
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Embracing Chaos in Epic Battles
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [To the Resistance]
Yes! YES! Let this man cook! This is what I'm talking about; big slow-motion fight, sad music, everybody working together, who knows if you live or die, that sort of thing. Who's ready?!
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Struggling with Responsibility and Connection
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to fuck people up for money, but you! YOU — know how to save em! At least the other Wolverine did... I guess I'm stuck with the worst one!
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Educated Wishes and Truthful Declarations
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
I did not lie, I made an educated wish!
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Deadpool's Take on the Honda Odyssey
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
This isn't a car! This is a Honda fuckin Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a cock, dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete!
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Comment on Age Difference in Characters
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [When Wolverine talks about how Deadpool got Human Torch killed]
Poor kid", he's like 50!
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Deadpool's Unconventional Thoughts on Intimacy
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [after Cassandra uses her powers on him for the first time]
My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate! And where in God's name is the intimacy coordinator?!
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Acceptance of Aging
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [[w:Paul Rudd|Paul Rudd]
Huh! ] finally aged.
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Deadpool's Confusion Over Alioth's Involvement
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [[Loki (TV series)|Loki; [w:Loki season 1|season 1; [w:Journey Into Mystery (Loki)|episode 5]
Alioth is in this thing? From ], ], ]?
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Deadpool Claims Control Over Wolverine's Fate
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [Holding Sabertooth's severed head; [Mad Max: Fury Road|Furiosa]
Behold! The precious head of your queen, ]! I have the Wolverine! I alone control her! You come for me... you come for her!
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A Farewell to Fox from Deadpool
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [looking behind the 20th Century Fox logo]
Rest in pieces, Fox.
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Facing Loss in a Critical Moment
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [to Wolverine; [w:Marvel Cinematic Universe|MCU]
I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about because that hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt finally dies, and he's standing right behind me, isn't he?! Welcome to the ], by the way. You're joining at a bit of a low point.
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Deadpool's Reaction to Wolverine's Costume
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [Discovering Logan's comics-accurate X-Man suit]
Ooh! Look at those jammies. That only took twenty fuckin years!
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Deadpool's Take on Happiness and Work-Life Balance
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
I'm more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think it's what they do in Denmark. You know, you'll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... Goddammit, they're happy.
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Deadpool's Tailor Appreciation and Fashion Commentary
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [wearing his new suit; Points to a TVA employee]
Fucking A! Ugh, it's perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas?? You shouldn't have! Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. That guy knows what I'm talking about. His clothes say, "middle manager", but his eyes say, "Fucky, fucky!
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Deadpool's Humorous Dismissal of Wolverine
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [sees his new suit]
Oh, ho-ho-ho, fuck off! Adorn me, beardo!
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Defiance in the Face of Adversity
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [[w:20th Century Studios|Fox; [w:I'm going to Disney World!|I'm going to Disneyland.; headbutts the camera]
Suck it, ]. ] Get fucked!
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Reflections on the Cinematic Multiverse
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
The Sacred Timeline. I assume I'm going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?
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Awareness of Past Experiences
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [in a delected scene; [Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania|Doctor Ant and; [Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness|the Quantum-verse of Madness]
Oh, please. You think I haven't seen ] ]?
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Acceptance of Unconventional Choices
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
I'm done. I'm done, and I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life I always imagined for myself? Fuck no! But this is the right fit for me, sugar bear. It is.
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Deadpool's Humorous Bone Count Observation
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [[Gossip Girl]
There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching ].
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Wade's Dream of Chaos with Wolverine
Wade Wilson / Deadpool:
I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me, getting into it? Deadpool and Wolverine just fucking shit up! Can you imagine the fun? The chaos? The residuals?
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Deadpool's Excitement and Franchise Reflection
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [narrating after mumbling the [[w:Marvel Studios|Marvel Studios; [w:Acquisition of 21st Century Fox by Disney|Disney bought Fox; [Logan (film)|''Logan'']
] fanfare.] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That logo music just gets you pumped! Right? I'm sorry, I'm just-- I'm excited to be here. It's been a while. You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back. ], there was a whole boring rights issue, blahbiddie-blahbiddie-blah. But then it turned out they wanted me! The one guy who shouldn't even have his own movie, much less a franchise. Marvel's so stupid! Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering: How are we gonna do this without dishonoring ]'s memory? And I'll tell you how: We're not.
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