Willing to Negotiate on Price
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He charges $10.00 but he's willing to negotiate.
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Unexpected Humor in Unattractiveness
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He's not very good looking. But when the lights go out... he's still not very good looking.
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Unexpected Reactions to an Unusual Sight
Passerby:
Freak!
Passerby #2:
Holy shit! It's Bigfoot!
Passerby #3:
Hey, keep it in the circus!
Man:
That's a huge bitch!
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