Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Quotes

Rodrick Heffley I feel like a gangster right now!

Frank Heffley Hey, what is that? A store-bought s'mores maker? A TV?! Pre-tied knots?! Stan, you're a phony! So much for the big camper.

Rowley In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.

Greg One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.

Rowley What?!

Rowley I've never actually played tennis before...

Greg We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.

Greg Heffley A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!

Rodrick Heffley This song goes out to a very special little lady. Heather Hills... this one's for you.

Rodrick Aww your getting your yearbook signed. That is so cute.

Greg What the heck?

Susan Honey, Greg was sick on picture day. Did you remember to send in a photo of him for his yearbook?

Frank Yeah! I remembered!

Heather No. NO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Greg I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.

Rodrick How bout never? Does never sound good?

Susan Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.

Frank Let's not forget! Opening day is free!

Frank Heffley You know what my grandpa always used to say? "A man who never made a mistake never made anything. The trick is to be responsible and to learn from your mistakes." And you can do that. You're a really great kid, Greg. And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike.

Greg Are you mad?

Frank Not mad... just disappointed.

Rodrick Heffley Loaded diaper, activate.

Greg When did you get a tattoo!?

Rodrick There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.