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Die Another Day Quotes

"He's never been cooler."

PG-13 2002 · 2h 13m
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14 quotes
The Importance of Trust in Business
M Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.
Request for ice in cold environment
James Bond ]. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.
[At the party in the ice palace of Gustav Graves; [w:vodka martini|Vodka martini]
A Meeting of Perspectives and Names
Bond Magnificent view.
[Observing Jinx toweling off after she's taken a swim]
Jinx It is, isn't it? Too bad it's lost on the rest of us.
[Turns and looks at Bond]
Bond Mojito?
[Offers her his drink]
Jinx Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me "Jinx".
[Offers Bond her hand instead]
Bond My friends call me "James Bond." Jinx, you say?
[shakes her hand]
Jinx Born on ].
[[Friday the 13th]
Bond Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
Bond I know the feeling. The predators usually appear at sunset.
[hears the loud, raucous group at a nearby table]
Jinx And why is that?
Bond It's when their prey comes out to drink. Too strong for you?
[Jinx tries a sip of Bond's mojito]
Jinx I could learn to like it...if I had the time.
Bond How much time do you have?
Jinx Until dawn. How about you?
Bond Oh, I'm just here for the birds. Ornithologist.
[shows his binoculars & bird-watching book]
Jins Ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful. So, I guess you'll be busy with owls tonight, huh?
Bond No owls on Los Organos; nothing to see until the morning...not out there, anyway.
Jinx So, what do predators do...when the sun goes down?
[catching on to Bond's intentions]
Bond They feast...like there's no tomorrow.
Confrontation Between Miranda and Jinx
Miranda Frost Hah! I can read your every move!
Jinx Read this... BITCH!
[kicks the knife in Miranda's chest]
Witty Banter Between Bond and Zao
Bond You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao How's that for a punchline?
[punches him in the stomach.]
Unmatched Scale of Events
Taglines Events don't get any bigger than...
Conflict Diamonds and Global Hypocrisy
Zao I am Zao. You are late.
Colonel Moon Tan-Sun Mr. Van Bierk! I've been looking forward to this meeting.
James Bond Me, too. My African military friends owe you many thanks, Colonel Moon. Few men have the guts to trade conflict diamonds since the UN embargo.
[takes off his sunglasses]
Moon I know all about the UN. I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy.
[Bond glances at Colonel Moon's collection of imported sportscars]
Bond From your modest little collection of cars, I would never have guessed.
Moon Show me the diamonds.
Bond Show me the weapons.
[Zao picks up his radio]
Zao Bring the weapons.
[radios in Korean; The gate opens and several hovercraft enter the compound]
Bond Hiding weapons in the Demilitarized Zone. That's a bit of a minefield out there.
Moon America's cultural contribution. One million landmines, and my hovercrafts float right over them.
Moon RPGs, flamethrowers, automatic weapons, and enough ammunition to run a small war. My diamonds?
[Bond starts to hand the briefcase to Moon. Zao grabs it and hands it to Moon's diamond analyst]
Zao Check it over, quick.
[in Korean; The analyst opens the briefcase and looks at the diamonds]
Bond Don't blow it all at once.
Moon Oh, I have special plans for this consignment.
[Zao checks his cell phone and sees Bond's MI6 file on screen. He looks at Colonel Moon, who comes over]
Zao His name is James Bond, a British assassin.
[whispers; Colonel Moon thinks about this. A moment later, he turns around and takes off his cap]
Moon Mr. Van Bierk, let me show you something. Our new tankbuster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
[He hops on the hovercraft and is handed an XM29 launcher]
James Bond Naturally.
Moon How do you propose to kill me now, Mr. Bond? It's pathetic, that you British still believe you have the right to police the world. But, you will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
[Colonel Moon hops off the hovercraft]
Bond Then you and I have something in common.
Marksman Excuses and Firing Range Preferences
Q Forgive my mentioning it, 007, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.
James Bond Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and ].
[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail#The Black Knight|she's only got a flesh wound]
Q There's always an excuse, isn't there, 00-Zero?
Bond Give me the old firing range any day, quartermaster.
Q Yes, well it's called the future, so get used to it.
Chasing Dreams and Understanding Identity
James Bond You looked like a man on the edge of losing control.
Gustav Graves It's only by being on the edge that we know who we really are, under the skin. Take your ]; 1967, the Bluebird, water speed record.
[[w:Donald Campbell|Donald Campbell]
Bond Of course. Campbell died on his return run.
Graves Yeah, but he died chasing a dream. Isn't that the way to go?
Bond I'd rather not go at all. I see you don't chase dreams: you live them.
Graves One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
Facing Destiny and Gravity
Graves Oh, look - parachutes for the both of us! Whoops, not anymore! You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams... but my dreams can kill you! Time to face destiny.
[throws one out of the plane with sarcastic glee; dons his own parachute and grabs Bond by the throat]
Bond Time to face gravity.
[He presses a button on Graves' chest gauntlet, electrocuting Graves, who screams in pain and fury. This causes him to let go of the plane and fly back into the plane's engine, killing him.]
Old Relics vs. Cutting-Edge Technology
James Bond So, this is where they keep the old relics, eh?
[Looking in Q's lab]
Q I'll have you know, this is where our most cutting-edge technology is developed.
Bond Hmm, point taken.
[Activates the knife in the briefcase used in [[From Russia With Love]
Q Must you touch everything?
Bond Does this still work?
[Notices the jet-pack from [[Thunderball]
Q Now, look–
Bond So, where is this "cutting-edge" stuff?
Q I'm trying to get to it!
Confessions of Unlucky Relationships
Jinx I told you I was a jinx!
James Bond I should've warned you: my relationships don't seem to last, either.
A Conversation About Time and Gadgets
Q A new watch, this is your 20th, I believe.
[hands Bond a watch]
James Bond How time flies.
Q Yes, well, 007, why don't you establish a record by actually returning this one... Your new transportation.
[Presses a button on his remote]
Bond ... Maybe you've been down here too long.
Q The ultimate in British engineering.
[Walks onto the platform. His image distorts around whatever is on the platform]
Bond You must be joking!
Q As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, ]. Aston Martin calls it the ], we call it "The Vanish.
[[Goldfinger|I never joke about my work; [w:Aston Martin Vanquish|Vanquish; Presses a button on his remote, exposing a new sportscar]
Bond Oh, very good.
Q Adaptive camouflage. Tiny cameras on all sides project the image they see onto a light-emitting polymer skin on the opposite side. See, to the casual eye, it's as good as invisible. Plus, all the usual refinements: ejector seat, torpedoes, target-seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects. Why don't you acquaint yourself with the manual? You should be able to shoot through that in a couple of hours.
[Reaches into the car, pulls out a big manual, handing it to Bond; Bond tosses the manual in the air. The activated target-seeking shotguns promptly blast it to pieces]
Bond Just took a few seconds, Q.
Q Wish I could make you vanish.
A Reflection on Survival and Fate
James Bond So you lived to die another day..Colonel.
[figures out that Gustav Graves and Colonel Moon are the same person]