Dinosaur (2000) - Quotes

Suri: Now, you come out on 3. 1...2...3! Come on, come on out. No one's gonna hurt you.

Aladar: Hey, hey. What's going on?

Suri: The "little aladars" haven't had anything to drink. I think they're scared of me.

Aladar: [to the young iguanodons] Well, who wouldn't be? You are pretty scary. Come on! Take it easy! She's just a hairball.

Suri: And proud of it! Come on; he's going to find you some water!

Aladar: [the young iguanodons fight; All three do so, and water fills the waterhole; to the young iguanodons] Just dig and press... come on! Let's have a little teamwork. Let's work together a bit. There: just take a foot, and press... . Good job, Suri. So, where're your parents anyway?

Neera: [beat] A lot of us are on our own now. . You like kids, I see.

Aladar: [both laugh. Beat] Well, the skinny ones can be a little chewy. . I'm Aladar... the;–– jerkasaurus.

Neera: Oh! Sorry, about that.

Aladar: You're probably right.

Neera: Why did you help that old one?

Aladar: What else could we do? Leave her behind? Oh! You mean you'd actually;––?!

Neera: Well, that happens all the time... you don't survive if you're not...

Aladar: Strong enough?

Neera: Yeah.

Aladar: Is that you talking? Or your brother?

Neera: Everything's so different... I don't know what to think anymore.

Aladar: Look, Neera, if we all watch out for each other, we all have a chance of getting to your Nesting Grounds.

Neera: You sound so sure.

Aladar: [digs] I'm not! But it's all I know. So, water! I'll get you some water.

Neera: Can I try?

Aladar: Sure! Just - press!

Neera: Oh, sorry.

Aladar: No, you first.

Yar: One down, and... well, one down.

Scout: Bruton, we've been walking in circles. There's no water here. I think we should get back.

Bruton: [Then Bruton spots a shadow of a Carnotaurus] Shh. Keep it down. Let's get out of here.

Eema: The lake!

Yar: We made it?

Eema: It's just over that... that hill, baby.

Baylene: Oh, thank goodness.

Aladar: Come on, Eema. Water, remember water?

Eema: [Kron drives the herd unmercifully across the hot sunny desert, losing a couple of members in the process, until they finally reach the lake; sighs] Oh, it's time to refresh my memory. I'm just gonna walk right into that lake until the water's up to my eyeballs and soak it all in.

Bruton: Maybe the rains collected somewhere else. What do you want us to do?

Kron: [Bruton to take scout and check the entire perimeter to see if there's any water. a two iguanodon children turns face to Kron] Take a scout and check the entire perimeter. ENOUGH! You have to be strong now! The nesting grounds are only a few days away! KEEP MOVING!

Neera: Kron, we've never gone this far without water: if we keep going like this, we'll lose half the herd.

Kron: [distinctive Iguanodon bellowing roars at herd] Then we save the half that deserves to live.

Baylene: What? They're moving already? Oh-ho, we'll never keep up.

Eema: [coughs] There was water here, always water here before. We always had water, always, and... plenty of mud.

Baylene: Oh, Eema, please. The herd won't wait, we must carry on.

Aladar: You gotta get up!

Eema: There was water everywhere.

Baylene: There is no water, dear.

Aladar: Baylene, don't move.

Baylene: Oh, what is it? What's wrong?

Zini: [as Baylene rumbling her feet above the water] Did you hear that?

Aladar: I sure do. Lift your foot, Baylene.

Zini: Ooh!

Aladar: Now press down.

Zini: I always did like big girls!

Aladar: Water!

Baylene: Oh, my goodness!

Aladar: [makes the distinctive Iguanodon roar to get the herd's attention and calling out the Neera and Kron] Water! Come on!

Neera: He found water.

Baylene: That's it, Eema. Come drink.

Aladar: Kron, look, all we had to do is dig, and--

Kron: Good. Now, get out of the way.

Aladar: Wait! Wait! There's enough for everyone! Ah!

Eema: Ooh!

Aladar: [as he is pushed by the thristy herd trying to make their way to the water; sarcastically; he gets shoved to Parasaurolophus] Eema! That's it! Keep pushing and... Shoving! That's very helpful.

Aladar: [helps Eema get back up] On your feet, Eema. We can't let those things eat you. They're out there waiting.

Yar: Hey, old girl, you're wandering off a bit.

Eema: [panting] That's all I need: a monkey on my back.

Kron: We're moving too slow.

Bruton: [Bruton makes the distinctive bellowing roar (no other dinosaur in the movie makes a sound that the Iguanodons make) to keep moving out] I'll pick up the pace.

Zini: [Aladar snoring; Aladar snoring again, he looks confused and checking open Aladar's eye, sarcastically] Hey wake up, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already! Hey! Hello! Anybody in there?

Aladar: [Get up and swoop Zini into his nostril] Zini, what are you doing?

Zini: I believe you left a wake-up call for the dawn of time. COME ON! Move it!

Aladar: What's the hurry?

Zini: Something's up. The herd's gathering without us. Let's check it out.

Bruton: [trying to Iguanodon's stomach, and up in the feet] Rise and shine! Kron says everybody goes. Come on, get up! On your feet!

Zini: [looks joking] Heh. The charm never stops around here.

Bruton: [looks confused to Aladar] You saying something?

Aladar: Uh, no, no, sir.

Bruton: Unless you got a death wish, you and that little parasite better get MOVING!

Zini: [sarcastically; about Bruton; to Neera] Sheesh! Is that guy ugly or what? Hey, hey, hey, there's your girlfriend.

Aladar: What are you takin about?

Zini: [about Neera] You know what I'm takin about: Neera. Scaly skin, Yellow eyes. Big ankles.

Aladar: Yeah, I made a real I'm on her.

Zini: [whilst combing his head back with his head] What you need is a little help from the love monkey.

Aladar: The love monkey?

Zini: [calling howling out to Neera and the 2 iguandon children] Ow! Baby!

Neera: [About Aladar] That, children, is what's known as a jerkasaurus.

Zini: And with that, the ice is broken.

Kron: We've got a lot of first-timers here. Make sure they get it. We stop for nothing, and no one.

Bruton: [turns to herd] If this is your first crossing, listen up. There is no water till we reach the other side. And you'd better keep up, cause if a predator catches you, you're on your own. Move out!

Baylene: Oh, my goodness. It looks like a very long walk.

Eema: And hot. If you smell somethin sizzlin', it could be me.

Bruton: Kron, There is a more protected spot further down the--

Kron: We'll rest here for the night. Go ahead, Bruton.

Baylene: Oh, Eema! I wish we were at your nesting grounds now! All this pushing and shoving about, just for a place to sleep! I'm not used to this kind of behavior.

Eema: [shoves a stygimoloch] Baylene, you've got big feet; just give em a kick! GET!

Baylene: Oh, I couldn't possibly... eh, shoo! Shoo!

Eema: Would you come on, Baylene? If you wanna get to the nesting grounds alive, show some backbone!

Aladar: Hey there!

Eema: Ahhh!

Aladar: [after spooking Eema] Oh... sorry about that. Uh, it's just that, we overhead you talking and, umm...

Eema: Well, my word. Look at Url. He doesn't normally warm up to strangers so fast.

Baylene: [Sniffing the lemurs on Aladar's back and sneezing to lemurs] What an unfortunate blemish.

Eema: Good mud bath would clear those right up.

Yar: Excuse me?

Aladar: [chuckles] Um, he's my grandfather. Couple of times removed.

Zini: Or a couple of species removed.

Aladar: My name's Aladar. This is my family. We're all that's left.

Baylene: Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.

Eema: Baylene's the last of her kind. Finding stragglers like her all along the way!

Plio: I heard you say something about "Nesting Grounds".

Eema: It is the most beautiful place there is, child. It's where the herd goes to have their babies.

Suri: Will we find anybody that looks...like us there?

Eema: Oh, the last few days, I've seen em all shapes and sizes. Who knows what we'll find? The hard job now is just getting there.

Baylene: And we're being driven unmercifully.

Aladar: By who?

Eema: Kron, the herd's head honcho.

Baylene: We can hardly keep up. An older woman like myself, it's...well, it's positively indecent.

Aladar: [Neera, Kron, and Bruton approach; Url nervously walks out of the way; Bruton growls; Kron rudely pushes past] Then tell him! What's the worst he can do? Hey! What's his problem?

Eema: That's him, honey, Kron.

Aladar: [runs up to Kron] Huh. Excuse me! Kron! Got a second?

Kron: Hmm! Let the weak set the pace. Now, there's an idea. Better let me do the thinking from now on, Aladar.

Aladar: Hey! They need help back here!

Kron: [leaves with a dismissive snort] Watch yourself, boy.

Neera: [follows Kron away] Don't worry. That's how my brother treats newcomers… no matter how charming they are.

Zini: [to Aladar; [eye] You sure know how to catch a girl's ] there, stud!

Eema: I wouldn't be catching nobody's eye if I was you. Especially Neera's. You just keep your head down, and you mind what Kron tells you.

Yar: Since when do we take orders from the likes of him?!

Eema: [chuckles] Kron has swatted flies bigger than you, pops.

Yar: I could hold that monster's brain in the palm of my-!

Aladar: No, Yar, she's right. Better to keep our heads down with this bunch than get em bitten off by those things.

Eema: [The velociraptors hissing] Well, you just consider yourself lucky that's all that's following us.

Yar: Now, now, Suri. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Zini: [to hearing noise calling] LOOK!

Yar: Ah!

Aladar: [velociraptor runs off] Whoa! Do you see that?

Yar: What?

Zini: I did.

Suri: Me too!

Plio: Where did it go?

Aladar: I don't know. Let's go see.

Yar: Leave it alone. Hey!

Plio: Shh, Dad!

Yar: It-It's scaring Suri.

Suri: No, it's not.

Aladar: Everyone just be quiet.

Plio: Yar, grab on!

Yar: I can't reach!

Plio: Aladar, they're stopping!

Aladar: [Then soon, the raptors ran away when the surviving dinosaur herd appears] Huh?

Neera: [bumps into Aladar] Watch it!

Yar: [sees Baylene, a brachiosaur; she strides over him] Zini, get your head down!

Eema: [walking by] Walkin backward, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster! Keep those little legs moving, Url, or you'll get left behind!

Suri: Look at all the aladars!

Yar: If you're even thinking of joining up...

Aladar: [catches up with Baylene] Hang on!

Aladar: Ah, don't worry, Zini. You'll always have next year.

Zini: Hey, I'm lucky to be rid of them. With the ladies, before you know it, they all wanna move to a bigger tree.

Yar: [to Plio] Ah well. Poor Zini. The clan still has one bachelor.

Plio: [to Aladar] No. We have two. Well, it's never been his best event.

Aladar: He's got a tougher hide than mine.

Plio: Oh, Aladar. If only there were someone on the island for you. You know; who looks like you, but prettier.

Aladar: [There seen a fireballs in the sky] Come on, Plio. What more could I want? Whoa!

Suri: What are they?

Aladar: I don't know.

Plio: Dad?

Yar: [about the asteroid] Something wrong.

Plio: [to Aladar] Aladar, where's Suri?

Aladar: [about Suri] She's up in the...tree.

Plio: COME ON! Go, go! COME ON!

Suri: [off-screen] Mom!

Plio: Suri!

Suri: [crying for help after observing the disaster] Mom!! Mom!!!

Aladar: Suri!

Suri: [off-screen] Mom!

Aladar: Suri, where are you?!

Aladar: [coughs; coughs] Plio! Yar! Where are you?!

Plio: Aladar, over here!

Plio: [give it hug to Suri] Oh, Suri. Easy, easy.

Suri: [crying] They're all gone.

Plio: Shh, shh. I'm right here.

Aladar: Come on. We can't stay here.

Yar: [both are giving mating advice, Yar to the males, Plio to the females] Okay, boys, gather around: listen and learn from the Master.

Plio: Now girls, don't jump into the trees after the first boy with a cute back-flip: it's more fun if you keep them guessing.

Yar: And if a cute back-flip doesn't work, guess.

Plio: You're never going to forget this day, so make it one to remember.

Yar: But if you mess up, don't worry: they'll never remember.

Aladar: Come on, guys! We don't wanna let em down!

Yar: Go on, now. Chest up! Chin up!

Male Lemur: Whoo!

Yar: [to Aladar] Make em look good, son.

Aladar: [Yar laughs. Aladar has male courting lemurs on his back and escorts them to the tree] Come on, Yar. My charm, and your brains? No problem. Hey girls, look what just pulled into town.

Male Lemur: Hey, ladies!

Aladar: Your buffet table of love!

Male Lemurs: Right here! Right here! Hey, beautiful!

Zini: [grabs Aladar's tail and chuckles] Hey, free samples! Get me while I'm hot! Whoa!

Suri: [laughs] Zini.

Zini: Whoo! Wah-hoo!

Aladar: You're missin all the action, pal. Come on!

Zini: Hey, haven't you heard? I am the action! WHOO! Whoo-ah!

Zini: [rehearsing] Hey, sweetie. If you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya." That is good. Oh, that's good. "Girls, I'm known as the professor of love and school's in session." Yeah, I still got it.

Aladar: [walks up to him] I hope it's not contagious.

Zini: I'm a raging epidemic of romance.

Aladar: [chuckles] Come on, hot stuff. Let's get goin': you don't wanna to miss Yar's annual pep talk.

Zini: Oh goody: I can't wait to hear the mating advice of an old monkey.

Aladar: Hey-hey-hey, I heard that in this day, that old monkey was quite a swinger.

Zini: You takin about Yar?

Aladar: [[primate] Yeah, to hear him tell it, he put the "prime" in "]".

Zini: [sarcastically] Really?

Suri: [inside Aladar's mouth; he spits her into the thicket] Let me out! Let me out!

Aladar: [coughs; coughs] Hairball!

Suri: That was great! Get him!

Aladar: [lemur children start tickling him; Plio looks on, laughing; playing dead] Oh, no! Attacking lemurs! Suri, please! I can't take it! There are too many of you! Come on! Pick on someone your own size! Help! Augh! Augh! Augh! Ahhhh.

Suri: Aladar? you're not dead.

Aladar: [suddenly] No!

Plio: All right, guys, break it up. Remember the courtship? You gonna miss seeing all that smooching.

Suri: Aw, Mom.

Aladar: [blows kisses; Suri amd her friends leap away] That's okay, Plio. We can smooch right here.

Plio: [sarcastically] Heh. It's a shame you don't like kids.

Aladar: [sarcastically] Ugh. Nasty little vermin.

Plio: [sarcastically] Ha-ha. Go find Zini. He's rehearing pickup lines. Let's hope he's find found some new material.

Young Zini: Yar, what is it?

Yar: I don't know. PLIO, GET BACK HERE! We don't know what it is!

Young Zini: Plio, be careful.

Plio: Dad, get over here.

Yar: [pulls Zini to safety] Zini, it's not safe!

Young Zini: Oh, I always have to go when stuff's happening.

Yar: [scoffs at Zini and gets closer to Plio] Well, what is it?

Plio: [to baby Aladar; Yar gasps in shock] It was an egg. Look. What?

Yar: [Baby Aladar burps] It's a cold-blooded monster from across the sea: vicious, flesh-eating! Eurgh...

Plio: Looks like a baby to me.

Yar: [to the other lemurs] Babies grow up! You keep that thing, one day, we'll turn our backs, it'll be picking us out of it's teeth! Things like THAT eat things lie US as snacks!

Plio: So, what do we do?

Yar: [trying to dissuade Plio from raising the baby Aladar] Get rid of it!

Plio: [vexed] What has gotten into you?

Yar: [exasperated] Plio...That thing is dangerous!

Plio: [to baby Aladar; regretfully sighs; to Yar, handling baby Aladar over to him; Yar gasps; sits on a patch of moss to watch] I'm sorry, little one. Okay, get rid of it. Hmph.

Yar: [lifts baby Aladar over the edge of the branch, preparing to drop the dinosaur baby to his death. All the other lemurs are watching him. He hesitates] All right, I will.

Plio: [sarcastically] You'd better hurry up, Dad. It looks hungry.

Yar: [looks at baby Aladar. Baby Aladar comes and looks at him with droopy eyelids. He closes his eyes and sighs, defeated. He hears a strange sound and opens his eyes to see that baby Aladar is peeing on him. Disgusted, defeated; handling Aladar back to Plio] Hmph! Rmmm...Here.

Plio: [smiling] It's okay. We'll teach him to hate meat.

Yar: [Plio looks up; walks away] Hmph. Watch his head! I-I mean, watch it! he could bite.

Plio: [narrating] Some things start out big, and some things start out small, very small. But sometimes the smallest thing can make the biggest changes of all.

Zini: Hey, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already!

Zini: What you need is a little help from the love monkey.

Zini: Hey, I'm lucky to be rid of them. With the ladies, before you know it, they all wanna move to a bigger tree.

Zini: This monster's got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?

Plio: [closing narration] None of us really know what changes, big or small, lie ahead. One thing is certain: our journey's not over. We can only hope that, in some small way, our time here will be remembered.

Plio: Oh, Aladar, if only there was someone on the island for you. Well, you know, who looks like you, but prettier.

Plio: You're never going to forget this day, so make it one to remember.

Plio: It's okay. We'll teach him to hate meat.

Plio: [opening narration] Some things start out big, and some things start out small, very small. But sometimes the smallest thing can make the biggest changes of all.

Eema: Who booked this trip anyway?

Eema: [about to cross the desert] If you smell something sizzling, it could be me.

Eema: Well, you just consider yourself lucky, that's all that's following us.

Eema: Walkin backward, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster! Keep those little legs moving, Url, or you'll get left behind!

Aladar: You're missin all the action, pal. Come on!

Aladar: Oh, no! Attacking lemurs! Suri, please! I can't take it! There are too many of you! Come on! Pick on someone your own size! Help!