4 quotes
Toothpaste Tensions Among Friends
Max
Any of you got toothpaste?
Nick
Yes. I got some fucking toothpaste!
Ray
What's his problem?
Carlos
I don't know. I think he wanted to kill me.
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Financial Struggles and Risky Solutions
Carlos
Only $600.00, not enough.
Max
We need another $900.00
Carlos
Why don't we just take out a loan?
Max
We can hit one more.
Carlos
Are you out of your mind? We're going to get nailed.
Max
This isn't Miami, you know. Every cop they have'll be swarming over that market. If we hit another right now, they won't be ready.
Carlos
They won't be ready? I'm not ready! I haven't done this since I was 17!
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Unfamiliar Faces in a Crowded Room
Carlos
Who's he? You seem to know everybody here. Who's he then?
[''about sleeping man in back seat'']
Ray
Don't know him.
Carlos
You don't know him?
Ray
Nope.
Carlos
I don't know him either.
Max
Me neither.
Carlos
Guess it's not fair not knowing who he is now that he knows who we are.
[''they stare at the man'']
Nick
Guess I'm not as famous as you guys. Nick Bartowski. Glad to meet you. Now we can be best friends. Well, wake me when we get there. Then I'll get your fucking autographs.
[''man wakes up'']
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Clothes Lost in the River
George
AH AH AH AH AH! My fucking clothes! In the fucking river!
[''George is crossing river when he loses his clothes'']
Bill
Ah, shit.
[''chases after clothes'']
George
Son of a BITCH!
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