2 quotes
A Misunderstanding about a Vise
Moe
Hand me that vise!
Curly
Vise? I have no vise! I'm as pure as the driven snow!
Moe
Yeah, but you drifted!
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Choosing the Right Weapon for the Task
Larry
Whaddaya doin with that rifle?! Don't you know any better than to use a rifle?! Ya might miss "˜im! Here! Use the shotgun!
[to Curly who holds a rifle, after Moe is accidentally filled with hydrogen and floats to the ceiling; a beat; hands Curly a bigger gun]
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