Bet Dispute Between Dr. Stone and Vialula
Dr. Stone:
You know, I just thought of something. I guess I'm gonna have time to collect that ten dollars from Nick.
Vialula:
You lost that bet.
Dr. Stone:
Says who? I did not lose it.
Vialula:
Says me.
Dr. Stone:
Says you? You have no say in this bet - you are the bet.
Vialula:
I don't care. The bet was for one week. You lost.
Dr. Stone:
Ah, it's your word against mine.
Vialula:
You mean you would sully my reputation for ten measly dollars?
Dr. Stone: [laughs]
Absolutely! I don't even know what sully means.
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Rescuing a Pig in a Small Town
Vialula:
You steal that pig?
Dr. Stone:
Well, I heard she was wasting away in this one-pig town.
Vialula:
And you thought you'd come back and rescue her.
Dr. Stone:
Yeah, something like that.
Vialula:
And what makes you think she'll take you back?
Dr. Stone:
Because I love her.
Vialula: [pause; walks past him]
Go back to Los Angeles.
Dr. Stone: [pulls her back; kisses her]
I don't want Los Angeles. I want you.
Vialula:
You got great tonsils.
Dr. Stone: [smiles]
That ain't all.
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Breakfast Offer Between Friends
Vialula:
I'm going for breakfast, you want anything?
Nurse Packer: [[w:Bob Barker|Bob Barker]
Mmm-hmmm, how about ]?
Vialula: [snorts]
I'll see what I can do.
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Observation of a Celestial Object
Nancy Lee:
Is that a star?
Hank: [[w:Ted Danson|Ted Danson]
No, that's ].
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Checking on Hogue and Melvin's Condition
Dr. Stone:
How's Hogue?
Nancy Lee:
Well, he's the same.
Dr. Stone:
Melvin?
Nancy Lee:
Same.
Dr. Stone:
How's your dad?
Nancy Lee:
Why don't ask me about Vialula?
Dr. Stone:
Oh, ha ha. No, I mean what's there to ask really? I mean, so I guess she and Hank are...
Hank:
You're in my chair.
Hank: [sits down]
Slide a bit, Nancy Lee. There is a man in the toilet sellin after shave. Now, what's that all about?
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A Pause in the Conversation
Dr. Stone: [while dancing]
The music's stopped.
Vialula:
What music?
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Vision Clarity Restored in Unexpected Moment
Woman with Glasses:
There's a blurred spot in my vision... there... no, there, no, no...
Woman with Glasses:
I'm cured.
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A Discussion on Changes in Medicine
Dr. Hogue:
Tell us about real doctoring Stone.You know,big-city medicine.
Dr. Stone:
Well so much has changed in the forty years since you went to medical school doctor, I really wouldn't know where to start.
Dr. Hogue:
Smart-ass.
Mayor Nicholson:
Who got you good!
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Dining Etiquette and Beauty Standards
Hank: [about Los Angeles]
I heard the women out there have their chests enlarged, their thighs vacuumed, and barf on purpose.
Lillian: [hits Hank in the back of the head]
Not while people are eating.
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Unexpected Encounters and Playful Banter
Dr. Stone:
Woah, who are you?
Vialula:
Don't tease me.
Dr. Stone:
No I'm serious.You look a lot like Lou,but you're a lot prettier.
Vialula:
I'm warning you Stone, I could probably whoop you in a fistfight.
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Dinner Plans and Romantic Misunderstandings
Vialula:
I suspect your version of romance is whatever will separate me from my panties.
Dr. Stone:
No, I am just talking about dinner. Wear make-up, put on a dress. Panties are optional.
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A Trade Proposal Between Characters
Dr. Stone:
You want to trade, the pig for the part?
Melvin:
If you can part with the pig.
Dr. Stone:
Good.
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Timing and Commitment in Relationships
Dr. Stone:
What are you talking about?
Mayor Nicholson:
Timing. Same thing with women. And with southern women, well, they require a substantial commitment. You might have to stay here six months, I don't know, maybe more.
Dr. Stone:
Are you a betting man, Nick?
Mayor Nicholson:
Well, I have been known on occasion.
Dr. Stone:
It'll take me about a week.
Mayor Nicholson:
Wait a minute, you mean... Vialula in the center pocket?
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Flirting in a Professional Setting
Dr. Stone:
If you tell me you're here for a physical,you're gonna make my day.
Vialula:
It's unprofessional to flirt with the patients.
Dr. Stone:
I'm just on my way to Beverley Hills. Plastic surgery...Not that you'd need any.
Vialula:
Nice try.
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Language and Local Sensitivity in Conversation
Dr. Stone:
I am so fucked.
Deputy Cotton:
Watch your language doc.You're in the buckle of the bible belt here.Try saying fudge or something.
Dr. Stone:
Fiddlesticks too strong?
Deputy Cotton:
Depends.
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Nurse Packer's Guidelines for Emergency Situations
Nurse Packer: [reading from a note left by Doc Hogue]
When to call me, you've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separated from an appendage, knocked or beaten unconscious, run over by a tractor mower, or generally about to bleed to death. Otherwise, leave me alone.
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Concern Over Surgical Safety
Dr. Aurelius Hogue: [while being examined]
Check Hollywood for knives. I don't want him operating in case I sneeze or something.
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Critique of Medical Decision-Making
Dr. Aurelius Hogue:
Well, nice work, Hollywood. You were just about to crack open the chest of a 6 year-old boy to cure a case of diarrhea. Now,listen up smart ass. Next time I tell you how to treat a patient of mine, you'd better damn well do it, doctor. I doubt you'd know crap from Crisco.
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Small Town Secrets and Personal Privacy
Vialula:
Can't poop in this town without everybody knowin what color it is.
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A Moment to Blink
Vialula: [to Dr. Stone, after skinny-dipping in the lake]
You can blink now.
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Urgent Medical Attention Required for Cardiac Crisis
Dr. Benjamin Stone: [to Dr. Hogue]
Listen doctor, I've got a boy here in cardiac crisis. You can't treat that with Coca-Cola or Bisquick. We're gonna have to use real medicine this time. Now I'm sending him to Athens General. You're his regular fucking doctor, you get your fat ass out of bed, get down there and go with him.
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Frustration with Professional Expectations
Dr. Benjamin Stone: [to Nurse Packer]
Okay, let's get something straight right now. I got eight years of higher education. I got one year of internship, I got one year of residency. I'm 70,000 dollars in debt. Now I'm waylaid in this heehaw hell, and you insist on clocking me in and out like I'm some kind of factory worker? Well no! N-O,no! This is where I draw the line.
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Feeling Out of Place in Reality
Dr. Benjamin Stone:
I'm in the Twilight Zone.
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Anticipation of a Glamorous Future
Dr. Benjamin Stone:
Beverly Hills. The most beautiful women in the world. Plastic surgery. What do those three things have in common? Me, in less than a week.
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