31 quotes
Petey's Call to Action Against Dog Man
Petey
Enough about this Dog Man! It's time to stop this super-cop!
[from the trailer]
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Questioning Dogs' Color Perception
Officer Knight
Wait. Aren't dogs colorblind?
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Flippy's Call to Eradicate Goodness
Flippy
Destroy all do-gooders.
[repeated line; in a robotic voice]
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The Importance of Friendship
Li'l Petey
Maybe, Flippy… Maybe you just need a friend.
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Chief's Urgent Command for Action
Chief
Will you get outta here?! Go and arrest Petey, AND I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES A MONTAGE!
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Health Concerns for Officer Knight
Doctor
I'm sorry to say, Mr. Cop, that your head is just no good anymore.
Officer Knight
Bummer!
[muffled]
Doctor
And your body is no good either, Cop Doggy.
Nurse
Oh! I've got an idea!
Doctor
Tell me, Nurse. What's your idea?
Nurse
What if we sew the dog's head onto the man's body?
Doctor
Great idea and stuff!
Sarah
This is Sarah Hatoff, reporting live from the Major Hospital in town. This is just in, it stopped raining, and doctors and nurses have successfully saved Officer Knight and Greg the dog by creating… Dog Man!
[A figure runs to the exit. Sarah looks over her shoulder at the door. The doctor and the nurse shake hands, and wink at each other. Seamus points his camera at the front door as a hybrid with the head of Greg and the body of Officer Knight kicks the door open.]
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Petey's Perspective on Unusual Situations
Petey
A what? You're a clone cat sitting in a flying mechanical bug. They don't make a car seat for that.
['''Li'l Petey''': Do you have a car seat?; '''Li'l Petey''': A kid's car seat.; '''Li'l Petey''': OK, Papa.]
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Officer Knight's Urgent Warning
Officer Knight
It's a… bomb!
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Petey Celebrates Completion of Droidformigon
Petey
At last! Huh. Oh, right. Yes! My 80-Hexotron Droidformigon is complete!
[laughs; flips the switch on a sphere-shaped machine, but nothing happens; tries again, then grunts angrily before noticing a coin slot; puts in 75 cents, causing the machine to stand up on its leg. As he smiles, the machine puts its feet in flip-flops; he and 80-Hexotron Droidformigon high-five]
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Petey's Recurring Escapes Cause Concern
Chief
O-Oh! Mayor!
Mayor
Petey escaped again!
Chief
Again?
Petey
Again!
[as he is launched out of cat jail]
Mayor
Yeah. That's why I said "again" again. Yet again! I have had it! Dog Man has got to go!
[shouts as the word "AGAIN!!" appears, then shuts the door behind her; approaches the Chief's desk, pounds on it]
Chief
What? Uh, listen, Mayor. D-Don't you think the problem might be at cat jail?
[Dog Man hides behind a potted plant.]
Mayor
Excuse me? Are you saying my brother is bad at running cat jail?
[gets into the Chief's face, pointing a finger at his chest]
Chief
Your brother?
Mayor
I want Dog Man off the Petey case. And I want Petey captured! Capische?! That's English for "A.S.A.P."!
[Dog Man gasps at this.; Dog Man whimpers.]
Chief
Wait, wait, wait. Mayor, Dog Man is the champ of catching Petey. That's not fair.
[Dog Man joins at his side.]
Mayor
Aww, that's not fair! That's not fair! Here, call this number.
[mockingly; takes out a card]
Man
Life's not fair.
Chief
What?
[on the phone]
Man
Life's not fair.
[hangs up]
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Embracing Villainy: A Clone's Perspective
Petey
OK, listen up. You're my clone which means evil runs through your veins.
[to Li'l Petey, who is taped to a chair]
Li'l Petey
OK.
Petey
You're destined to be a villain.
Li'l Petey
Ooh! Is that fun?
Petey
So much fun.
Li'l Petey
Yay!
Petey
Of course, fun… surrounded by, you know, miserable suffering, loneliness, and, like 0 appreciation. I mean, 0. Do you even know what I'm saying?
[Li'l Petey chuckles]
Li'l Petey
No, but it sounds fun. I wanna be miserable, too!
Petey
Good. That's the spirit. Now, I gotta go do something. You stay put.
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Awakening the Beastly Building
Flippy
Arise, my beastly building! Arise!
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Dual Nature of a Heroic Character
Taglines
Part dog. Part man. All hero.
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The Value of Your Existence
Petey
Hey, kid. Look up. You want to know something, kid? This world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a horrible place. Cause you're in it.
['''Li'l Petey''': What?; '''Li'l Petey''': What, Papa?]
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Petey's Reflection on Evilness
Petey
Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!
['''Sarah''': How evil can one cat be?!]
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Stay Focused on the Monitors, Dog Man
Chief
You're on thin ice, Dog Man. So don't mess this up. Now, sit! Stay! You only have one job to do: keep your eyes on those monitors. So, if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy, and waves it around, you… You look at the monitors! And if somebody has a juicy and delicious treat, you're not gonna look at it. You… You look at the monitors! And if somebody just happens to have an Eastern gray squirrel, you… No! Dog Man! Just sit here, and don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job!
[Dog Man sits on a desk chair, which spins; The chair comes to a stop; pulls out a rubber ducky; pulls out a bone; takes off his hat, revealing an Eastern gray squirrel on his head; grabs Dog Man, who tries to get the squirrel as it scurries away]
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Officer Knight identifies Greg the Dog
Officer Knight
It's him! Greg the Dog, hit the siren!
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Supportive bond between friends
Officer Knight
You know that I gotcha, buddy. Fam.
[he and Greg fist-bump]
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A Multifaceted Super-Cop in Dog Man
Sarah Hatoff
This super-cop makes friends, solves crimes, and even plays piano for the old folks.
[from the trailer]
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Officer Knight's Search for Petey the Cat
Officer Knight
Where are you, Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat?!
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Petey's Excitement Over His Invention
Petey
Yes! My 80-Hexotron Driodformigon is complete!
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Li'l Petey Identifies Himself to Others
Li'l Petey
I'm not Petey, I'm Li'l Petey, your grandson.
[upon meeting Grampa]
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Chief Calls for Dog Man's Attention
Chief
Dog Man, get in here! Now!
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Questioning Unusual Behavior in Dog Man
Chief
Why do you always gotta lick the… …inside of my mouth?!
[spits, censoring himself; Dog Man grunts "I don't know"]
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Petey's Dismissal Announcement
Petey
You're fired!
[to Butler]
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The Mischievous Nature of Cats
Sarah
How evil can one cat be?!
Petey
Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!
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The Villainy of a Single Cat
Sarah Hatoff
How evil can one cat be?!
['''Petey''': Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!]
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Clone Creation Instructions with Unexpected Delays
Petey
Help has arrived. "Step 1: Insert your DNA into the DNA chute". "Step 2: Press the "Start" button". "Step 3: Open the door to retrieve your clone". Ha-ha-ha! Yeah! Uh, eh… What? "Step 4: Wait 18 years for your clone to reach adulthood"? What?! 18 years? No! "If you make a mistake, hit the "Undo" button. Sold separately.". "Sold separately"?! No!
[as the cloning machine arrives in a wooden box; opens it with a crowbar; grabs the directions from the side of the machine, and reads them; plucks one of his whiskers, and inserts it into the chute; presses a button labeled "Start", and the machine activates. He laughs menacingly as a picture of himself appears on the door; opens the door, then looks down with a confused look on his face. The smoke clears to reveal his clone which is actually a kitten named Li'l Petey; measures Li'l Petey with his hand, then continues to read the directions; reads the questions on the direction sheet; buys the "Undo" button online, then sighs with relief]
Li’l Petey
Papa?
Petey
What? Huh?
[looks around, then gasps as he sees Li'l Petey looking up at him]
Li'l Petey
Papa!
[jumps up to hug him, but Petey grabs him by his armpits, stopping him]
Petey
Who are you talking to?
Li'l Petey
Papa!
Petey
Papa"? No, I'm not your papa, you're my clone.
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Searching for a kindred spirit
Petey
I need someone, who thinks like me, acts like me, and has a retched soul like me. I need another me!
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A Request for Care and Responsibility
Officer Knight
Greg, if anything happens to me, take care of my girlfriend, Alice, will you?
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Collaboration Between Hero and Villain Characters
Petey
Partners?
Singer
Hero dog, evil cat
Chorus
Working together
Singer
How about that?
Chorus
All Fur One!
Announcer
In color.
Petey
Ugh! What was that?
[removes his sunglasses]
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