31 quotes
Apology with Jazz Tickets Offered
Johnny Alucard
Look, just to show I'm sorry, I got two tickets for the Jazz spectacular at the Albert Hall.
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Inspector Murray's Reflection on the Situation
Main cast
] - Inspector Murray
[[w:Michael Coles|Michael Coles]
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The Enduring Legacy of Count Dracula
Main cast
] - Count Dracula
[[Christopher Lee]
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Summoning the Dark Power of Dracula
Johnny Alucard
Master, I did it, I summoned you!
Count Dracula
It was my will.
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Legacy of Vampire Hunting
Professor Van Helsing
My grandfather died fighting a vampire. The most terrible, most dangerous vampire of all time.
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Dracula's Vow to Van Helsing's Lineage
Count Dracula
I have returned to destroy the house of Van Helsing forever, the old through the young. You and your line have been chosen.
[to Johnny]
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Summoning the Unexpected in Dracula A.D. 1972
Joe Mitcham
Okay, okay. But if we do get to summon up the big daddy with the horns and the tail, he gets to bring his own liquor, his own bird, and his own pot.
Bob Tepper
Well, I don't know.
Laura Bellows
Oh, come on, Bob. You're not gonna chicken out now, are you?
Bob Tepper
No, I didn't say that.
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The Comfort of Old Ideas in Open Minds
Professor Van Helsing
Do old ideas rest comfortably in an open mind?
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A Warning Against Dangerous Temptations
Professor Van Helsing
Jessica, don't go near him! In God's name, don't touch him!
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The Nature of Evil and Its Recognition
Professor Van Helsing
There is an evil in the world. There are dark, awful things. Occasionally, we get a glimpse of them. But there are dark corners; horrors almost impossible to imagine... even in our worst nightmares. There is a Satan.
Inspector Murray
Of course. Otherwise we wouldn't need a police force, would we?
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A Dark Desire for Immortality
Main cast
] - Johnny Alucard
[[w:Christopher Neame|Christopher Neame]
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Disagreement Over Laura's Behavior at Party
Bob Tepper
Okay, so Johnny went too far.
Jessica Van Helsing
Too far? It was revolting.
Bob Tepper
Well, Laura was smashed. You know what happened when she touches that stuff. She can't handle it.
Jessica Van Helsing
Bob, she was not that smashed!
Bob Tepper
Okay, okay, so we'll go to the cavern tomorrow, usual time. Laura will be there. A bit drained, but she'll be there. And I'll have a few words to say to Johnny.
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Dracula Returns to Modern London
Taglines
The count is back, with an eye for London's hot pants... and a taste for everything.
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Confronting the Past in Modern Times
Main cast
] - Gaynor Keating
[[w:Marsha Hunt (singer and novelist)|Marsha Hunt]
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A Conversation Between Two Characters
Joe Mitcham
Is there anybody down there wishing to talk to anyone up here? Ooh, it's for you, Sapphire!
Gaynor Keating
That gig went out with miniskirts, you schlep.
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The Enduring Influence of the Count
Taglines
Past, present or future, never count out the Count!
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Facing the Legacy of Dracula
Main cast
] - Jessica Van Helsing
[[w:Stephanie Beacham|Stephanie Beacham]
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The Nature of Murder Explained
Jessica Van Helsing
I wish someone would tell me what all this is about.
Professor Van Helsing
Murder, Jessica. That's what all this is about. Ghastly, horrible, obscene murder!
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Dracula Challenges His Opponent's Intelligence
Count Dracula
You would play your brains against mine? Against me who has commanded nations?
[to Van Helsing]
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Embrace the Music and Let It Flow
Johnny Alucard
Dig the music, kids. Let it flow into you. Give yourself up to it.
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Debating the Nature of Dark Literature
Professor Van Helsing
Treatise on the Black Mass. What do you want with this?
Jessica Van Helsing
Oh, just a quiet bit of mind blowing.
Professor Van Helsing
Jessica, this is not a subject to mess around with. These are scientific works.
Jessica Van Helsing
You can buy that sort of stuff almost any shady bookshop in Soho. I think it's all kinky.
Professor Van Helsing
What's that?
Jessica Van Helsing
Weird, man. Way out. I mean, spooks, hobgoblins, black magic. All that jazz.
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Investigation of Cults and Blackmail
Inspector Murray
Van Helsing?
Detective Sergeant
Her grandfather is Professor Lorrimer Van Helsing, London University. He helped us once.
Inspector Murray
Oh, yes, that extortion mob. Money by blackmail. Something to do with witchcraft. Some cult or other.
Detective Sergeant
Yes, he's a specialist in that sort of thing.
Inspector Murray
Witchcraft. Occult. Churchyards.
[plays with an executive toy]
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A Struggle for Identity and Belonging
Main cast
] - Laura Bellows
[[w:Caroline Munro|Caroline Munro]
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An Invitation to Enter
Gaynor Keating
Is this your place, Johnny?
Johnny Alucard
Come in for a bite.
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Impending Trouble in a Night Out
Joe Mitcham
Don't look now, but Charley baby's gonna call the fuzz.
Anna Bryant
Oh, wow!
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A Disagreement About Promises and Obedience
Count Dracula
She is not the one. You have not learnt to obey. She is not the one!
Johnny Alucard
But, Master, you promised me.
Count Dracula
I promised you nothing!
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Investigation Amidst Party Distractions
Detective Sergeant
Any chance of a cup of coffee and a cheese roll, sir. I'm starving!
Inspector Murray
Don't know if they're serving coffee and cheese rolls at Joe's party, but I'll see what I can do for you. Let's get over there and find what they are doing... before it's all over.
Detective Sergeant
It's going to be a bit heavy going, sir, don't you think? Trying to interview a bunch of kids while there's a party going on?
Inspector Murray
Sergeant, I'll bet you a pound to a pince of shit... that there's a little piece of hash at that party... and if there is, I've got them. Means I can hold them. If I can hold them, I can talk to them, and I'll settle for that, for the moment.
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Van Helsing Confronts Modern Evil
Main cast
] - Lorrimer Van Helsing
[[Peter Cushing]
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Dracula's Return to Modern London
Taglines
The time: now. The place: Kings Road, Chelsea. The killer: Count Dracula.
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Discovery of Dracula's Influence on Disciples
Professor Van Helsing
A disciple of Dracula. Oh my God!
[writing Johnny Alucard's name backwards]
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Choosing an Entrance Amidst the Crowd
Jessica Van Helsing
Why don't we go in the front way?
Bob Tepper
That's full of geeks and newspaper men.
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