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Drop Dead Gorgeous Quotes

"The battle between the good and the bad is about to get ugly."

PG-13 1999 · 1h 38m
65
Audience
65
Audience
18 quotes
Evolving Themes in American Pageants
Gladys Wait, wait, wait. I think I just thought of a theme... "Proud to be an American".
Interviewer So what was the theme of the pageant last year?
Gladys Oh, that was "Buy American".
Interviewer And the year before that was?
Gladys USA's A-OK
Interviewer And can you remember the theme of your favourite pageant?
Gladys Can I? "Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this, I don't know, maybe it's a gift from God, or something.
Teen Princess Meets Unexpected Comment
Terry Macey And you are?
Amber Mount Rose American Teen Princess.
Terry Funny, you don't look dead.
A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Candy Striper Hey, lil Miss Sad-pants and her friend Serious Sally, how about some nice cool mints to turn those frowns upside-down.
Loretta D'ya think a nice cool mint'd help if I shoved your head up your ass?
Aiming to Win Through Maternal Encouragement
Becky Ann Leeman My Mom gave me this 9mil for my birthday, I'll always remember what she wrote in the card. "Jesus loves winners". That's why, no matter what I do, I aim to win.
Determining the Winner Amidst Uncertainty
John Dough Well, you know, we'll, uh, compare scores and figure out a winner. Cause, I mean, we don't know who the winner is yet. I have no idea who Jean picked... or Harold... no idea.
Hank I know who the winner is, I know who the winner is... Harold, I know who the winner is.
John God damn, that's it. Shut your Goddamn mouth.
Cultural References in a Lighthearted Exchange
Gladys You-betcha, Rebecca's ready. She's been singin and dancin since she was knee high to a pig's eye.
Lester Yah-she's damn near as good as that little black fella - with the glass eye.
Gladys Sammy Davis, Jr., honey.
Lester Yeah, yeah, the Jew.
Becky Nice one, Dad. He's dead.
Celebrating a Win and Going to State
Becky I'm so excited. I mean, I won. I'm a winner. And I'm going to State.
Gladys She's a winner. And we're going to State!
Temptation and Responsibility in Communal Settings
Gladys Leeman Hello Father Donnagan, sidewalks? sidewalks? Iris, stop it, it's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them.
Desire for a Bag of Donuts
Hank I want a big bag of little donuts.
A Misunderstanding About Body Image
Amber Nice, Becky, she's anorexic.
Becky She's skinny Amber, not deaf!
Pride in American Symbolism and Greatness
Becky Ann Leeman I chose Mount Rushmore, cause to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great, well that makes me, Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American.
Swan Incident Causes Urgent Parental Concern
Gladys Leeman Oh my God! My baby. That swan ate my baby. Baby, please, get out, we gotta go to State!
Confidence and Competition in a Beauty Pageant
Tammy Maybe other people think I can't win a beauty pageant, but other people didn't think I could beat out Becky Leeman for President of the gun club either, and I did. It's just like Anthony Robins says, "I'm a winner, nobody can stop me, but me".
Annette I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house, you go find the guy who cut them off, he'll give em to you so you can practice for the pageant.
Leslie They'll never let you perform naked, I asked.
Hank Harold, Harold, Are we on cops again Harold?
Pageant Pressure and Frustration Unleashed
Amber This is bullshit.
Iris Amber Atkins, that is not American Teen Princess language.
Amber Good. Because this isn't an American Teen Princess pageant. This is.. this is.. this is.. Nazi Germany! (storms off)
Iris Where do they get this stuff?
Family Secrets and Lasting Impact
Amber Atkins Oh no, my mom never kept a secret of the fact my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Once a carnie, always a carnie. Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
The Power of Appearance and Perception
Tagline If looks could kill...
A Discussion About a Parking Fine
Iris It's a $200 fine.
Gladys I told you I'd move the car if a cripple came. Now, just run in the store and pick out some outfits.
Misunderstandings in Family Dynamics
Amber Mom! Mom! Mom!
Firefighter You family?
Loretta Oh no, she's just screaming "Mom, Mom" cause she's got Tourettes. She's Annette's kid, dipshit.