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"Sometimes you need a little help finding yourself."

R 2002 · 1h 31m
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Amazon Video Available on Amazon Video
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13 quotes
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Finding Your Voice in Comedy
Taglines A comedy about finding your voice before you lose your mind.
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Reflections on a High School Reunion
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel D'you know our high school reunion's comin up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!
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Unconventional Proposal in a Tense Moment
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel You can fuck me if I'm wrong!
Steven Schoichet No. That's okay.
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Conflicting Views on Personal Relationships
Heidi Schoichet Serves him right! I hope you rot in there, fucking loser!
[about Michael going in jail]
Fern Schoichet Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!
Heidi Schoichet Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?
Fern Schoichet I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.
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A Dummy's Journey with His Human Companion
Taglines The story of a dummy and his man.
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Finding Yourself with a Little Help
Taglines Sometimes you need a little help finding yourself.
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Silent Expressions Speak Volumes
Taglines Some people can say a lot without moving their lips.
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Judgments on Unwed Status and Motherhood
Heidi Schoichet What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.
Fern Schoichet Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
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Comparison of Driving Skills and Insults
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Steven, you drive like my fucking grandma! Wait... that's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!
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Desperation and Humor in Band Hiring
Heidi Schoichet Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Oh man, at this point, I'd fuck anyone.
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A Gift for a Date
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel I bought a gift for you.
Steven Schoichet Oh, no.
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.
Steven Schoichet Oh, thanks!
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
Steven Schoichet Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Yeah. Chicks dig it.
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Childlike Caution Misunderstood as Suspicion
Steven Schoichet I look both ways when I cross the street.
Heidi Schoichet Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
[seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child]
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Frustration with Suburban Life
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel Fucking suburbanized shit!
[Being thrown out for throwing a tantrum in a mall.]
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