Silent Expressions Speak Volumes
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Some people can say a lot without moving their lips.
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Finding Your Voice in Comedy
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A comedy about finding your voice before you lose your mind.
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Finding Yourself with a Little Help
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Sometimes you need a little help finding yourself.
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A Dummy's Journey with His Human Companion
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The story of a dummy and his man.
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Conflicting Views on Personal Relationships
Heidi Schoichet: [about Michael going in jail]
Serves him right! I hope you rot in there, fucking loser!
Fern Schoichet:
Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!
Heidi Schoichet:
Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?
Fern Schoichet:
I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.
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Unconventional Proposal in a Tense Moment
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
You can fuck me if I'm wrong!
Steven Schoichet:
No. That's okay.
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A Gift for a Date
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
I bought a gift for you.
Steven Schoichet:
Oh, no.
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.
Steven Schoichet:
Oh, thanks!
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
Steven Schoichet:
Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Yeah. Chicks dig it.
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Judgments on Unwed Status and Motherhood
Heidi Schoichet:
What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.
Fern Schoichet:
Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
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Desperation and Humor in Band Hiring
Heidi Schoichet:
Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Oh man, at this point, I'd fuck anyone.
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Childlike Caution Misunderstood as Suspicion
Steven Schoichet:
I look both ways when I cross the street.
Heidi Schoichet: [seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child]
Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
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Frustration with Suburban Life
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel: [Being thrown out for throwing a tantrum in a mall.]
Fucking suburbanized shit!
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Comparison of Driving Skills and Insults
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
Steven, you drive like my fucking grandma! Wait... that's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!
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Reflections on a High School Reunion
Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel:
D'you know our high school reunion's comin up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!
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