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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Quotes

PG-13 2023 · 2h 14m 74 Audience 90 Review
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Conflict Among Allies in Dungeons & Dragons
Szass Tam I sense your impatience.
[speaks Thayan]
Sofina Szass Tam...?
Szass Tam But you have always been the disciple I rely on most. Doff your cowl. You needn't hide your sigils from me.
[speaks English]
Sofina I'd rather be flensed and flayed than spend another hour with Forge Fitzwilliam.
[takes her hood off as her cloak turns red]
Szass Tam The man is insufferable. But we never would've come this far without his "charm". The living have befouled this world long enough. Take solace in knowing that your work here is nearly complete.
Forge There you are. With your hood off, I notice. Probably best to keep that on. You know, you Red Wizards of Thay are not as popular as you should be outside of Thay. And of course, you're about to be considerably less popular. B-but far, far be it from me ever to tell you what to do. Uh, Caldwell and Piradost have just arrived. I was gonna give them... Awful, isn't it? I really have to do something about these chairs. They're, uh...
[sees Sofina; chuckles; as Sofina stands up, the chair scrapes loudly on the ground; Doric disguised as a fly flies by him, he unknowingly shoos her away]
Reflections on Sacrifice and Sacred Ground
Holga Kilgore So many of my kin gave their lives in battle here. I'd always imagined I'd be buried in sacred ground like this.
Optimism in Unconventional Strategies
Edgin Darvis Oh, I've got a good feeling about Plan C.
[eats a chicken leg]
Legacy of Sorcery and Family Ties
Elminster Aumar There he is, the great Simon Aumar, sorcerer descended from wizarding blood.
Simon Aumar Who are you?
Elminster Don't you know me? My name is Aumar too.
Simon You're my great-great-grandfather.
Elminster That's quite the helm. What makes you think you're worthy of it?
[chuckles]
Simon I believe in myself?
Elminster You're asking me?
Simon No, I'm-I'm sure. I'm a great sorcerer.
Elminster Are you now? Funny thing about magic: it chooses who may wield it and it does not suffer fools.
Simon Why are you telling this?
Elminster Oh, I think you know, Simon.
[taps the helm off Simon]
Desperate Measures in a Time Crisis
Edgin She's caught in a Time Stop! Counter it, Simon!
[turns around to see Holga frozen in time]
Simon I can't! Sofina's too powerful!
[he runs off]
Edgin Take the tablet. Keep Kira safe.
[he tries to run away but slips on a golden chalice, turns to Forge; throws the Tablet of Reawakening to Forge]
Forge You have my word.
[catches the Tablet of Reawakening; runs off]
Transformation and Uncertainty Among Friends
Holga So she did become a deer.
Edgin Only at the very end. Are you absolutely sure about Sofina?
[to Doric]
Doric I saw her markings.
Simon No wonder I couldn't counter her Time Stop.
Edgin Forge knew all along he's got my daughter in there with a Red Wizard.
Doric The vault is protected by something called "Morty Caiman's Arcane Seal".
Simon Mordenkainen?
Doric Yeah, that's it.
Simon Oh, pity!
[disbelief]
Edgin What?
Simon If the vault has Mordenkainen's Seal, we're not getting in. It's impenetrable.
Holga Can't you just open it with ]?
[[magic]
Simon Okay, here we go. I hate how everyone thinks that you can solve any problem with magic. There are limits. This isn't some bedtime story. This is the real world.
Doric So there's no way to open it?
Simon Well, I mean, if I was one of the world's most powerful sorcerers, so no. Or if we had the Helm of Disjunction.
Edgin The what?
[gets the idea]
Simon It's a helmet that disables all nearby enchantments. But it doesn't matter. That thing went missing ages ago. We're done.
[gets up]
Edgin Huh? C'mon! What's the problem? We can find the helmet.
[follows Simon]
Simon Even if we could, I couldn't use it without attuning to it, which I'm terrible at.
Edgin Oh, you can do it. I know you can.
Simon You saying that doesn't make it so.
Edgin Yeah, but you saying it does.
Simon But I can't.
Edgin Yes you can.
Simon But I won't.
Edgin Just say it.
Simon No!
Edgin Ugh, fine. Can we just keep this between us? I don't wanna hurt the group's morale.
[walks to sit back down]
Simon What morale?
[sits back down as well]
Doric Holga knows where the helmet is.
Edgin You do?
[looks at Holga]
Holga My tribe fought the Cult of the ] over it at the Evermoors. We can just ask them where it went.
[[Dragon]
Simon That ] was a century ago. They're all dead.
[[battle]
Holga So ask them with magic.
Doric He just made a whole speech how he can't fix everything with magic.
Simon Actually, that is something I can do.
[he admits it; Holga chuckles in approval, as if to say "I told you so."]
Doric You can bring back the dead?
[shocked]
Simon I can't, uh, bring them back, but I have this token that lets me ask corpses some questions and then they go back to being dead.
Doric Yuck.
Simon Yeah, it's fairly horrible.
Edgin It's fairly wonderful. We're off to the Evermoors. Thank you, Simon, for the drinks.
[he and Holga get up]
Simon Oh, what? No...
Holga Just pay it with magic.
Confusion Over Plans in Strategy Discussion
Edgin The Games have started. We're going to Plan C.
[hears the horn that signals the High Sun Games]
Simon Oh, buttocks. What's Plan C?
Edgin Plan C is we go back to Plan A. We're gonna attune to the helmet.
[turns and points to Simon]
Holga Why don't you just call it Plan A?
Edgin Plan A has a stink on it.
Simon You know darn well I can't attune to the thing.
[losing his temper]
Edgin That's not true! You couldn't attune to it. Look at me. Look at me! Huh? Do you remember that job in Loudwater? You couldn't spider-climb until Jolym sicked his dog on you. And when we robbed the spear of Aoth Fezim, your Stone Skin spell failed until the arrows were inches away. Even in Triboar, you flipped the ] of the whole theater!
[[gravity]
Doric You did?
[amazed]
Simon By accident. It was wild magic and that only happened because they were gonna kill me.
[embarrassed]
Edgin Exactly! Look, you are at your strongest when you think you're at your weakest. But you deliver. You're gonna get into that vault, okay? Not because you can, but because you must.
[pats Simon on the cheek]
Doric I'm gonna keep chipping away. If I can get a quarter inch, I'll be able to squeeze through as a worm.
Edgin As a worm! A-as a worm! Perfect! Do you see this? Now we have a Plan D if Plan C fails.
Holga Isn't Plan D just Plan B again?
Edgin Plan B has a stink too.
Simon It all stinks.
Trust and Danger in Decision-Making
Kira Why can't I come?
Edgin Sorry, Kira, this one's too dangerous.
Kira Then--Then you shouldn't go. We have everything that we need.
Edgin Not yet. But this is the last one. Trust me.
[hugs Kira and walks off]
Holga Chin up, bug. We'll be right back.
[walks off]
Witty Retorts Amidst Dark Threats
Sofina For too long, I've endured the arrogance of Forge Fitzwilliam, the false charm, the quips. And just as I begin to purge this place of its living filth, you dare interpose. Now, as you die, rest assured it will not be the end, for you will forever suffer.
Edgin Ugh! I'm sorry, your breath just smells like...old clothes. It's bad.
Sofina What is this?
Simon I countered your Time Stop. I got better.
Edgin We had to distract you so Kira could slap on that cuff and so Doric could do this. I think you got her.
[Doric turns into an owlbear and attacks Sofina; Sofina wakes up; Doric pins her again and throws her into a wall]
A Father's Regret and Redemption Journey
Edgin Darvis The truth is even if this council was to sentence me to another 2 years, or 20 for that matter, it wouldn't be punishment enough for the worst crime I ever committed: robbing my daughter of her father. But know that if you do choose to free me, I'll spend the rest of my days tryna right that wrong.
Consequences of Being a Harper
Edgin Darvis When you're a Harper, you're bound to make enemies. Sometimes those enemies come looking for revenge.
Confronting Truths and Past Relationships
Forge Knock-knock! I wanted to make sure you were alright.
[sits next to Kira]
Kira I knew I'd see him again one day. I just hoped it would be different.
Forge Well, you have to understand when he lost your mother, he sorta lost himself.
Kira Why would he lie about the tablet?
Forge Maybe he was ashamed to admit how much he'd given up for so little.
Kira I should probably go speak to him. What?
[Forge gives a look]
Forge Well, he's gone, my dear. He's gone. I gave him the Tablet of Riches and...he left.
Kira Holga too?
[looks sad]
Forge I'm sorry. And I want you to know that even he isn't there for you, I always will be.
Kira I know.
[smiles]
Forge The fact that you see good in me makes me believe that there might just be some on there.
Strategizing for the Vault Heist
Holga How bout this: we use the Hither-Thither staff to get into the vault.
Simon No, I've explained this. You can't Hither-Thither into a room you can't see.
Holga I'm not saying that. I'm saying we put the portal on something and then sneak that thing into the vault.
Edgin Mm, the only thing going in that vault is ].
[[treasure]
Holga So we put the portal on some treasure.
Edgin Forge did say the richest men in Baldur's Gate and Waterdeep are bringing loot to the city. They'll be traveling the High Road. We could catch one of their convoys.
Doric There'll be dozens of guards.
Edgin: Yeah, but the guards will guarding against people taking things out of their wagon, not putting them in! Holga, I could kiss you!
Holga Try it.
Thieves with a Code of Conduct
Edgin Darvis Yes, we were thieves. But I tried to hold us to a certain standard. We never harmed anyone and we only robbed from those who would feel it the least.
Sacrifice and Loyalty in Challenging Times
Simon Aumar I'd sit too, but there's not enough room on the rock.
Doric I'm not doing this for the money. I'm doing this for people who took me in when no one else would.
Xenk Yendar Many lives were lost in defense of that helm. To speak of it would be to diminish their sacrifice.
Kira Davis I'm sorry I believed him.
[about Forge]
Sofina You know not the scope of my power!
Reflections on Consequences and Personal Growth
Forge Fitzwilliam One could argue that my actions, reprehensible though they were, led to a virtual renaissance for the city. And while I've only served the 1st year of my sentence, I have to say it has been...eye-opening. I have taken a look inside, and I've asked myself: "What's going on in there?". And, you know, I realized...a lot of it goes back to my mum. She was a stern woman prone to fits and--
[flashback; interrupted by Chancellor Anderton, ending the flashback]
Support and Gratitude in Adversity
Holga Kilgore I'm glad he's on our side.
[about Xenk]
Negotiating Life and Death in High Stakes
Forge You'd think you'd be able to distinguish between your own daughter and a 300-year old wizard. Don't worry, Kira's safe. Unlike me, she had no idea you were coming. I don't think she knows how tenacious you've become, huh? Look, Ed, uh... I'm really sorry for the way things turned out. But I think if you were truly honest, you'd have to admit I can give Kira a better life. I hope you can take comfort in knowing that she's with the father she deserves. Now I'm in a pickle because...I don't wanna see you die. Which is why I'm gonna leave the room. What?
[laughing as he walks into the room to find Edgin wrapped in tentacles by Sofina; sits down; as he's about to leave, Edgin tries to something from behind a tentacle; uses a handkerchief to remove a tentacle from Edgin's mouth]
Edgin If you're gonna kill us, at least let us die with dignity.
[gasps for a breath]
Forge How do you mean?
Edgin Put us in the High Sun Games. Give us a fighting chance.
Forge That's not a chance. It's not a chance at all. I mean, even if you were to somehow survive the tournament, Sofina's gonna... Uh... I-it would be much, much better for you to die here than go to the Games.
[Sofina glares at him]
Sofina No. They defeated your men and mine. Let them fight in the arena. They deserve that much.
Understanding Resentment Over Time
Forge Fitzwilliam Give her time. She's had years to resent you for your absence.
[about Kira as she leaves the room]
A Dilemma of Care and Departure
Forge Fitzwilliam Now I'm in a pickle, because...I don't want to see you die. Which is why...I'm gonna leave the room.
Questioning Worth in Sacrificial Choices
Holga Kilgore Don't tell me you've wasted it on me. Why would you do that?
[after being revived]
Tension Among Allies Over a Shared Threat
Simon Szass Tam won't be happy about this.
Edgin Well, if he comes back, we'll be ready.
Doric We"?
Edgin Oh, that's right. You don't like humans, do you?
Doric Some are okay. What about you? Going back to the Harpers? Be with your people?
Edgin I'm with my people.
Simon So, uh, I know my last attempt to court you was quite bad. But I wonder if you'd consider having another go at it.
[chuckles]
Doric Yeah, alright.
[pause]
Simon Yeah?
[excited]
Doric Calm down.
Simon Right.
[sighs]
The Importance of Adaptability in Planning
Doric What is it, exactly, that you bring to this?
Edgin Me? I'm a planner. You know, I make plans.
Doric You've already made the plan, so what value do you have now?
Edgin If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.
Doric So you make plans that fail.
Edgin No.
Holga He also plays the lute.
Edgin Holga, not relevant.
Unexpected Conversations with the Revived Corpse
Edgin Were you killed in the Battle of the Evermoors?
[they can ask a revived corpse five questions before it dies again]
Revived corpse Yes.
Edgin Great! I mean, not for you. Sorry for your loss. Four more questions, right?
[to Simon]
Revived corpse Yes.
Edgin No, no, no, that wasn't for you. Did that count as a question?
[to Simon]
Revived corpse Yes.
Edgin Dammit! Only answer when I talk to you, okay?
Revived corpse Yes.
Simon Why did you say "okay?" at the end of that?
Revived corpse I didn't.
[lies back in its coffin, dead]
Edgin Fantastic. Where's the shovel?
Trust Issues Among Allies
Edgin Keep your guard up. I don't trust this guy.
[referring to Xenk]
Holga Even though he's helping us?
Edgin Ah, he's got something up his sleeve.
Xenk The only thing up my sleeve is my arm.
Edgin How could he hear that?
[whispering]
Xenk I hear that as well.
Edgin I hate you.
[Xenk smirks]
Embracing Failure as a Path to Success
Edgin Darvis We must never stop failing, because the minute we do, we've failed.
Urgent Journey to Safety
Kira A-a trip?
Forge Yes. Something urgent has come up, but if we leave now, we'll be safe.
Kira Safe from what?
Forge What is this?
[looks at unconscious guards]
Edgin This is an ambush. On the boat you were gonna use to escape from Neverwinter.
Kira Dad...?
Edgin Hi, honey. Hey, Forge, why don't you tell her what this is?
[holds the Tablet of Reawakening]
Forge I don't know.
[shrugs]
Edgin It's the Tablet of Reawakening, Kira. It's the reason why I left you.
Holga Your dad's been telling you the truth, bug. It's Uncle Forge who's been feeding you lies.
Forge It's rubbish. It's just rubbish.
[laughs nervously]
Edgin Come with me, Kira. We'll go home, bring back Mom. We can be a family again.
Forge You're not taking my money. Put down the tablet and get off my ship. All of you. Now!
[pulls out a knife and points at Kira]
Edgin Okay, okay, okay.
Kira What are you doing?!
[panicked]
Forge It's alright. Shush, my darling, be quiet.
Edgin It's going down. Just don't hurt her.
[puts the tablet down]
Forge See that, Kira? Your father knows me. He knows I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want, even to those I care about most. In the end, that's all that separates the beggar...
[referring to Edgin; Holga spots a potato]
Holga Nobody hurts my bug.
Welcome to the High Sun Games
Forge Fitzwilliam What a profound joy it is to welcome you, the good people of Neverwinter, to the resumption of the High Sun Games! I guarantee that you are in for the most riveting spectacle on all the Sword Coast. The rules are very simple: 5 harrowing challenges, 5 teams of champions. Whoever survives to reach the Cage of Sanctuary moves on to the next stage. One thing: I do urge you, please do not leave the arena till the close of the Games, as there will be a wonderful gift for each and every one of you! Alright, take me down. This is absurdly high. It's not what we discussed.
[crowd cheers; crowd cheers again, he looks down]