Earth vs. the Spider Quotes

Taglines It Must Eat You to Live!

Taglines The Spider will eat you alive!

Taglines 50 tons of creeping black horror!

Mr. Kingman Well, speaking of spiders - are you sure rifles are just the thing? Insects have a pretty simple nervous system, sheriff. You could plug holes in one all day and never hit a vital spot. If you want to be on the safe side, call the pest control people in Springdale and have em send out all the DDT they can find.

Taglines Bullets...won't kill it! Flames...can't burn it! Nothing...can stop it!

Sheriff Cagle Uh, you get back to town and make up a coroner's report. Just put down Jack Flynn as the name and the cause of death... uh...

Mr. Kingman It was a spider drained all the liquid out of his body.

Sheriff Cagle Just put down "cause unknown" and let the coroner worry about the rest. That's the trouble with you eggheads - you jump to conclusions! I know what I see and I see a dead man, but, uh, I don't see any spider.

Mr. Kingman It'd be a good idea if you'd stay inside the house for awhile.

Sheriff Cagle Bring your bug juice and let's go!

Pest Control Man What are we using it on?

Sheriff Cagle Does it make a difference?

Pest Control Man Well, I gotta mix the ] according to what you want killed.

Sheriff Cagle What do I tell him Professor... . uh, spiders?

Pest Control Man A 2 to 4 percent solution is the usual dose.

Mr. Kingman Make it 50!