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Complex Family Relationships Explored in Dialogue
Kirsten's Mother
Your father's in the study.
Kirsten
What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother
Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!
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Sibling Tension and Inappropriate Remarks
Kirsten
I'm your fucking sister.
[after catching her brother spying on her]
Willy
Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.
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Inquiry into Elves and Nazi Connection
Mike McGavin
I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!
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Miscommunication About Santa's Message
Dead Santa
Santa said ORAL.
[whispers]
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Isolation Reflected in a Cat's Companionship
Kirsten
My cat is the only friend I have left.
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A Rough Day at Work
Kirsten's Mother
You look terrible.
Kirsten
Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.
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Confronting Family Secrets and History
Willy
Is everything all right?
Kirsten
No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.
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