A Rough Day at Work
Kirsten's Mother:
You look terrible.
Kirsten:
Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.
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Confronting Family Secrets and History
Willy:
Is everything all right?
Kirsten:
No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.
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Complex Family Relationships Explored in Dialogue
Kirsten's Mother:
Your father's in the study.
Kirsten:
What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother:
Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!
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Sibling Tension and Inappropriate Remarks
Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her]
I'm your fucking sister.
Willy:
Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.
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Miscommunication About Santa's Message
Dead Santa: [whispers]
Santa said ORAL.
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Inquiry into Elves and Nazi Connection
Mike McGavin:
I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!
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Isolation Reflected in a Cat's Companionship
Kirsten:
My cat is the only friend I have left.
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