A Bold Proposal of Intimacy
Ben:
Pretty hard to make intercourse sound sexy.
Hanna:
(Pushes Ben to lie down and straddles him)
Hanna:
I wanna have intercourse with you.
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Unexpected Family Connections
Tabby:
What happened?
Ben:
Um… she wants to be my sister.
Tabby:
She what?
Ben:
I think she wants to be my sister.
Tabby:
I heard you. The “what” was just bafflement because of the crazy coming out of your mouth face. She wants to be your sister?
Ben:
Yeah. Why… is that weird?
Tabby:
Girls don’t meet random guys and just agree to be their sister.
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Unlikely Connections Through Shared Dislikes
Tabby:
You hate dancing, it’s one of the five things we have in common.
Ben:
Yeah, well maybe I would’ve loved dancing if I had a sister. God, I could’ve learned a trade skill and lived in a house with a kid and a wife who likes to show her cleavage.
Tabby:
Eww!
Ben:
Top of the tits, Tabby.
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