3 quotes
Unexpected Family Connections
Tabby
What happened?
Ben
Um… she wants to be my sister.
Tabby
She what?
Ben
I think she wants to be my sister.
Tabby
I heard you. The “what” was just bafflement because of the crazy coming out of your mouth face. She wants to be your sister?
Ben
Yeah. Why… is that weird?
Tabby
Girls don’t meet random guys and just agree to be their sister.
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Unlikely Connections Through Shared Dislikes
Tabby
You hate dancing, it’s one of the five things we have in common.
Ben
Yeah, well maybe I would’ve loved dancing if I had a sister. God, I could’ve learned a trade skill and lived in a house with a kid and a wife who likes to show her cleavage.
Tabby
Eww!
Ben
Top of the tits, Tabby.
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A Bold Proposal of Intimacy
Ben
Pretty hard to make intercourse sound sexy.
Hanna
(Pushes Ben to lie down and straddles him)
Hanna
I wanna have intercourse with you.
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