Conflict Among Friends in a Dire Situation
Edward:
Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss, we'll be stuck here until we die.
Peter:
Shut up, Edward, You're scaring her.
Edward:
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
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Unexpected Consequences of a Compliment
Lauren Conrad: [[w:Rogue (comics)|Rogue]
Nice hair, Rogue. (] touches her, causing her to fall to the ground, seemingly dead)
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Understanding Family Connections in Unexpected Places
Lucy:
I don't get it.
Apostle in "The Last Supper:
You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! (Jesus rolls his eyes) Sorry.
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Plot Similarity in Epic Movie Dialogue
White Bitch:
This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live.
Bink: [[w:Superman Returns|Superman Returns]
Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of ].
White Bitch:
Pretty much, yeah.
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Nacho Libre's Take on Snack Preferences
Nacho Libre:
(takes off his robe) Nacho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o... cheese flavored Doritos are delicious!
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Irreverent Comments on Maturity and Behavior
Hermione:
Hope you chicks are on the pill. Harry likes to get wasted, then show off his "sorcerer's stones". (farts)
Susan:
They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit!
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Unexpected Reactions in a Relationship Moment
Aslo:
Where're you going, doll-face? I just took my Cialis!
Aslo's girl:
Screw you, Aslo!
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Tattoo Mix-Up Leads to Humorous Confusion
Edward: [[w:50 Cent|50 Cent]
I even got a tattoo with your name on it! (takes off his shirt, exposing what appears to be ]'s tattoo)
White Bitch:
That looks more like 50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot!
Edward:
Shit! They did the wrong one!
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Urgent Advice to Leave the Situation
Aslo:
Have your Dr. Phil moment later. Now, get out of here!
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Misunderstanding Names in a Humorous Encounter
Edward:
Captain Morgan! I love your rum.
Captain Jack Swallows:
No. Captain Jack Swallows at your service.
Edward:
Jack Swallows? That's kind of gay, dude.
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Unexpected Latin Insult in Epic Movie Scene
Silas: [[w:Et tu, Brute?|Et tu, Brute?; [w:Rick James|Rick James]
(in Latin) ] (English subtitles) I'm ], bitch!
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Unexpected Humor in Epic Movie Scene
Silas: [[w:Pig Latin|Pig Latin; [w:Bobby Brown|Bobby; [w:Whitney Houston|Whitney]
(in ]) Urts-hay oh-say ood-gay! (English subtitles) Beat me like ] beats ]!
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A Playful Expression of Confidence
Silas: [[w:Persona non grata|Persona non grata; [Wiktionary:magna cum laude|Magna cum laude]
(in Latin) ]. ]. (English subtitles) Fo-sheezy, White Beezy.
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Confrontation in Latin and English
Silas: [[w:Trinitarian formula|In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti; [w:Jackie Chan|Jackie Chan]
(in Latin) ]! (English subtitles) I'm gonna go ] on your ass!
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A Threat in Latin
Silas: [[w:Habeas corpus|Habeas corpus; [w:E pluribus unum|E pluribus unum; [w:Kevin Federline|K-Fed]
(in Latin) ]. ]. (English subtitles) I'm gonna drop you like ]!
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Introduction of Gnarnia's Royalty
Harry Beaver:
May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia: Peter, the Heroic; Susan, the Just; Edward, the Loyal; and Lucy, the Dumb-shit! All hail!
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Dance Invitation Rejected
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Superheroes Quarrel Over Power and Strength
Cyclops:
He's unleashing his powers!
Storm:
He's going to spread angel wings!
Mystique:
More like chicken wings!
Magneto:
Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.
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Age and Perception in Fantasy Worlds
Harry Potter:
Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
Susan:
Aren't you a little old to still be a student here?
Harry Potter:
Nonsense. I am but 14. (he looks at least 30) As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione!
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Frustration Over Snakes on the Plane
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Susan:
So have I!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Susan:
Right!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Susan:
Why do you keep saying that?!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Cause Internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Susan:
So have I!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Susan:
Right!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Susan:
Why do you keep saying that?!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Cause Internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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The Power of Family Unity
Peter:
We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.
Lucy:
Perky breasts?
Peter:
The strength of our family!
Edward:
I'd follow you anywhere, brother.
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Democracy and Justice in Gnarnia
Peter:
(about the frozen White Bitch) The new Gnarnia will be a democracy, complete with due process. She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers.(Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the White Bitch)
Captain Jack Swallows:
Sorry, Bitch.
Peter:
Right. Oh, screw her anyway.
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A Plea for Freedom in Captivity
Susan:
Let us out, freak!
Lucy:
Let us out, freak.
Willy:
No, no, no. I can't do that.
Susan:
Yes, you can.
Lucy:
Yes, you can.
Willy:
You're mine now.
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Secret Ingredient in Candy Revealed
Willy:
Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward:
Uh-huh.
Willy:
It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts! There's gonna be a little itty-bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy. Literally!
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Discussion of a Fast Food Location
White Bitch:
Behold, my White Castle. (she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them)
Edward:
White Castle? I think I've been there before.
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Celebrating a Successful Prank on Edward
Ashton Kutcher look-a-like:
Yes! (jumps in with camera crew) Yes! You just got Punk'd! Yes! Yes! Yeah, he did it! He did it! C'mere, say it to the camera! Say it to the camera, come on, say it right there! (Edward stutters) Say it!
Edward:
I-I just--I just got Punk'd.
Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
Ah! Schwow!
Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
(making exaggerated moves mocking Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" skits) Yeah! We just Punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! This thing, up here, it's all me, baby! The trucker hat! That's awesome! I did it! You love it! You'll take it! Punk'd him!
Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
*(gibbering excitedly still over the joke) Oh, my gosh, that was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! (continues gibbering)
Edward:
(yelling in fury) Dude, you are so annoying! (Punches Ashton, knocking him down and shutting him up)
Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
(gets up after a few seconds, resuming his gibberish and his crazy movements) But, oh, my gosh! That was really funny! (continues gibbering)
Edward:
(keeps punching him; Ashton replies with a "Schwow!" with every punch, until Ashton falls over) Candy-ass trucker hat!
Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
(flicks snow up at Edward in a childish manner) Schwow! Schwow....
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Absurdity and Humor in Epic Movie Dialogue
Willy:
Who wants to chew my gumballs?
Peter:
Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
Peter:
(as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
Kanye West look-alike:
(while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike:
Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!
Borat look-alike:
Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!
White Bitch:
I hate those fucking kids.
Paris Hilton look-alike:
I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)
White Bitch:
(trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh.
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Frustration with the plot
Edward: [[w:Superman Returns|Superman]
Damn that ] plot!
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Aging Wisdom on Chuck Norris
Edward:
(in his old age) Chuck Norris rules.
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Unexpected Reaction to a Character's Appearance
Edward:
* (unrated version) Whoa, MILF!
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Unexpected Encounter with a Familiar Face
Edward:
(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!
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