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Ernest Goes to Camp Quotes

"Welcome to Kamp Kikakee, the craziest summer camp ever!"

PG 1987 · 1h 32m
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52
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6 quotes
Ernest Goes to Camp
Cultural Comparisons in Ceremony and Games
Nurse St. Cloud And that was the ceremony of the Blade, the Stone and the Arrow.
Ernest Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors.
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Ernest Goes to Camp
Swimming Lessons at Camp
Counselor Stennis Okay. Everybody to the line. All right, everybody in the water.
Some boys Hey! C'mon, Moose!
Counselor Stennis Moustafa, Moose, whatever they call you. NOW! So you're the only one who can't swim? Well, you're gonna learn the Stennis way.
Moustafa No! NO! I can't swim!
Moustafa Help! Somebody help!
[sinking fast]
Moustafa Thanks, Ernest. I could've made it.
Ernest Glad to help out.
Counselor Stennis Well, meatheads, we're gonna try this again. This time it's to the end of the lake and back. Everybody in the water.
Counselor Stennis My leg! My leg!
[in severe agony]
Danny He’s learning to swim the Stennis way!
Counselor Stennis My leg! Aah!
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Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest Celebrates His Achievement with Pain
Ernest I did it! I took the ]! I am ]! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Ernest Goes to Camp
Unexpected Leadership Experience
Mr. Tipton Ernest, Have you had any leadership experience?
Ernest I had an antfarm once.
Mr. Tipton Close enough.
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Ernest Goes to Camp
Accidental Damage with No Injuries Reported
Mr. Tipton What happened?
Chief St. Cloud Ernest broke the sign.
Mr. Tipton Well. At least no one was hurt.
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Ernest Goes to Camp
The Truth About Hunger and Cooking
Jake Now Ernest, would someone dressed up like this lie to you about food?
Ernest Fond as I am in Tibetian cooking, a hungry lion always hunts best. KnowhatImean?
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