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Escape from Planet Earth Quotes

"Earth's greatest secrets are about to break out!"

PG 2013 · 1h 29m
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32 quotes
A Hero's Regret and Apology
Gary I don't know if you can hear me, but...I'm sorry. My plan was to get you out of here, not end up frozen beside you. I failed you. I failed my family. All the planning in the world doesn't amount to anything without a hero to make it happen. I tried, brother! I'm sorry! Scorch...
[to Scorch, who is frozen; sighs; valves open to release a purple fluid flooding the tube; liquid rises; inhales deeply, temperature drops to 0; he is frozen]
Scorch's Excitement Over the Freezing Effect
Scorch Hey, Gary, check it out! The freezing wore off! AW, C'MON!!!
[his arm gets frozen]
Reflections on Halley's Comet's Return
Shanker My old friend, {{w|Halley's Comet}}. Not back for another 50 years. So...who's gonna miss it?
Consequences of a Warning Ignored
Doc Ooh... I told these guys "You'd better not food fight!", but they did. I'mma sweep this up.
[Shanker glares at him]
A Menu of Alien Delicacies
Doc We have lots of alien delicacies. Blorm, phrebbish, zumft, diet zumft, free-range zumft, non-dairy gluten-free zumft, and if you're looking for somethin a bit more refined, we got fresh plarbe.
Concern About the Program
Io What about the program? AH!
['''Doc''': Forget the program!; Doc slaps her in the face]
A Simple Greeting of Introduction
Thurman Pleased to meet you.
[repeated line]
Heroic Actions and Their Consequences
Scorch I saved millions of innocent aliens cause that's what heroes do. You failed at your evil plans cause that's what villains do. And this crumb got stuck on my face cause that's what crumbs do.
Escape Plan Initiated
Gary Let's get outta here.
Urgent Report to the Peace Shield
Shanker Report to the Peace Shield on the double.
Consequences Await for Actions Taken
Shanker You're gonna pay for this.
[last lines]
Inquiry About Departure Time
Doc Ahem! Excuse me, sir. Sorry to interrupt. Just wondering approximately what time you'll be sending us home.
[Shanker turns around; nervously approaches]
Message of Peace from Gary
Gary I thought I told you, we come in PEACE!
[punches Shanker]
Embrace Your Inner Strength
Io Get down with your bad self!
[dancing]
Observation on Unusual Snoring Sounds
Gary There's only 1 creature in the universe that snores that loud.
[referring to Scorch]
Alert Signal from Io
Io INCOMING!!!
[gasps in terror]
Conflict Over Mission Strategy Among Team Members
Gary It's too risky to send Scorch out there. Please!
[referring to the "Dark Planet"]
Lena Drop it, Gary. I'm warning you.
Gary I'm the mission controller! Does nobody here care what I think?
Lena No.
Scorch Not really.
Barry Nope.
Gary Then why am I even here?
Lena It'll be fine, Gary. He's done this 100 times.
Gary We've done this 100 times. We're a team. I'm the brains and you're the brawn. That's what you always said.
[to Scorch]
Scorch I said it to make you feel better, little brother.
Gary Scorch, stop calling me that!
[frustrated]
Scorch You've been trying to control me your whole life. Isn't that why you joined Mission Control?
[slurps from a can of Dark Planet Cola]
Gary I'm looking out for you. That's what brothers do.
Scorch Oh please. You sit around here pushing buttons while I am out there risking my neck.
Gary Oh yeah? I'd like to see you do it without me.
Scorch Any time, any place, little brother.
Gary If you insist on going through with this idiotic macho stunt, you can count me out.
Scorch You're gonna quit? Well, you can't quit! Y-You're FIRED!
[confused; jumps down in anger]
Gary You can't fire me. Because I QUIT!
[he walks away and the doors close behind him]
Questioning Normalcy in Unusual Situations
Thurman Uh, Gary, is that normal?
[seeing the Blubonium pulsating]
A Heroic Challenge on the Dark Planet
Scorch The Dark Planet. It's heroic, even for me. No-one has ever come back alive.
[smiles for the camera]
A Bold Declaration from Scorch
Scorch Scorch me, baby!
[repeated line]
The Price of Innovation in Captivity
Doc There's only 1 way outta here: invent enough cool stuff and Shanker lets you go. That's how {{w|Area 51}} works. He lures the smartest aliens from across the universe and throws us in jail. Take Thurman. He was a professor. Those 4 hands invented {{w|touchscreen}} technology. Or Io. She used to be a librarian. She got so mad lookin stuff up for people that she invented the {{w|search engine}}. And most importantly, me. After my radio show got famous, I invented {{w|social networking}}. I've got 5 billion pending friend requests. That's how Shanker bankrolls this place: he rips off our technology and sells it to the world. He's got deals with everybody! {{w|Apple Inc.|Apple}}, {{w|Facebook}}, them {{w|Google}} guys. You think you could build this stuff? I don't think so. Who do you think invented the {{w|Internet}}? {{w|Cellphones}}? {{w|Computer animation}}? We did!
[montage begins; montage ends]
Facing the Uncontrollable Forces of Nature
Io You can't beat the weather.
Conflict Over Roles and Responsibilities
Kip Supernova 9, you are go for remote assistance!
Lena You were the one who wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. So why don't you stay at home and let me do my job?
Plarbe People, people, where are your manners?
[during the food fight]
Assertion of Rights in Crisis Situation
Gary You can't do this! I know my rights!
[hitting the bars with a coffee mug]
The Power of Silent Anger
Thurman His quiet anger is even angrier than his loud one.
[about Shanker]
Gary Prepares for Supernova 9 Landing
Gary Time to watch your old man bring in the Supernova 9 for a landing.
Understanding the Grays and Their Loyalty
Doc Those are the Grays. No-one knows what Shanker's got on em, but they do his bidding. So don't get on their bad side, understand?
Struggling with focus and inner distractions
Thurman Quiet! I need to concentrate. My 3rd eye, it's messing me up. I can't do it!
Authority and Control in Leadership
Shanker You can whine till you're blue in the face, but I call the shots around here.
Kira Learns About Kip's Disappearance
Gary Kira, Kip's gone! Kip's gone!
Claiming Ownership of a Planet
Thurman That's Gary's planet!
Blubonium's Extraordinary Energy Potential
Shanker Blubonium, 10000 times more powerful than atomic energy.