Evil Dead II (1987) - Quotes

Taglines: 2 Terrifying. 2 Frightening. 2 Much!

Taglines: Kiss Your Nerves Goodbye

Taglines: The Sequel to The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror.

Jake: (looking out a cabin window) We gotta go out there and find her.

Ash: [turns back to the pages, visibly shaken] (looks up from the missing Necronomicon pages) If she's out in those woods, you can forget about it.

Annie: What's wrong?

Ash: [points at one of the pages] Felt like someone just walked over my grave. What's that picture? What is that?

Annie: In 1300 AD they called this man the... Hero from the Sky. He was prophesied to have destroyed the Evil.

Ash: Didn't do a very good job... Can you find it?

Annie: Here it is, two passages. Recitation of this first passage will make this dark spirit manifest itself in the flesh.

Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?

Bobby Joe: Honey...you're holding my hand too tight.

Jake: (looks at her) Baby, I ain't holdin your hand.

Bobby Joe: [pointing to a room whose door opened by itself] It's in there...

Ash: We'll all go in together.

Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one!

Possessed Linda: [crying as normal Linda with her head in the vice] Please Ash, please don't hurt me. You swore - you swore we'd always be together. I love you.

Ash: [In anguish] Noooooo!

Possessed Linda: [as Deadite] Yes! Your love was a lie, and now she burns in hell!

Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in torment!

Ash: You're going DOWN!

Henrietta: [her severed head wobbling on the floor; Ash steps on Henrietta's head] Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-- ACK!

Ash: [aims shotgun at her face; blasts Henrietta's head apart] Swallow this.

Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...

Bad Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Annie: Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this the road to the Knowby cabin?

Jake: That's right, but you ain't going there.

Annie: [sees that the bridge is gone] And why not? There must be another way. There's gotta be a road or something.

Bobby Joe: Sure ain't no road. Why the hell would you want to go up there for anyway? Huh?

Annie: None of your business.

Ash: So, what do you think, kid?

Linda: [about to kiss] I love it, Ash. I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own this place come home?

Ash: They're not going to come back. Even if they do, we'll tell them the car broke down or something.

Linda: Yeah, with your car they'd believe it.

Ash: Hey...what do you say we have some champagne, eh baby?

Linda: [chuckles] Sure.

Ash: After all, I'm a man, and you're a woman...at least, last time I checked.

Ash Williams: [being sucked into a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?!

Ash Williams: Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Ash Williams: There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash Williams: [staggers backward, voice drops.] Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come! See if we don't.

Ash Williams: [to his freshly sawn off possessed hand; He then places a bucket and a stack of books on it to trap the hand; the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"] Here's your new home.

Ash Williams: [when his sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!

Ash Williams: Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Ash Williams: [Ash stabs his possessed hand with a kitchen knife, pinning it to the floor.; grabs the chainsaw and revs it.; cuts the hand off at the wrist.] That's right... who's laughing now? Who's laughing now? ARRRGHH!!!

Ash Williams: [Ash's hand gains a life of its own.; sobs] You bastards. You dirty bastards. Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Narrator: [First lines] Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis ― roughly translated, "Book of the Dead". The book served as a passageway to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago, when the seas ran red with blood. It was this blood that was used to ink the book. In the year 1300 AD, the book disappeared.