6 quotes
The Perils of a Spooky Night
Terry
Either way, it's a dark, stormy night and we're rour young, attractive girls in a big, spooky house all alone. If we don't go downstairs one at a time, how will we ever get bumped off without the others knowing about it?
[after suggesting that Megan go downstairs to check on Roxanne]
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Saturday Morning Cartoons and Portable TVs
Mr. Hinchlow
I brought along my portable TV set, in case you'd like to use it.
Terry
That's nice, but... why?
Mr. Hinchlow
Hell, it's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon!
[last line of the film; chuckle]
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Threat of Revenge in the Sequel
Cartoon Monster
You little bitch! I'll get you in the sequel for this!
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Commentary on Horror Movie Tropes
Jan
How come every time you stay in an old, spooky house it has to lightning and thunder?
Megan
Well, I think it's standard issue.
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A Rude Character's Bold Statement
Taglines
This dude is rude!
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Undressing Leads to Possession
Taglines
First they undress you, then they possess you!
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