Fat Albert (2004) - Quotes

Reality of Television Characters Explained

Lauri: Doris, no one came out of our television set.

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Concern About Albert's Friends' Behavior

Lauri: Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

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Theme Song Ownership in Fat Albert

Russell: That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!

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Acknowledging Identity Amidst Change

Russell: Yeah, but you're still Bucky.

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Witty Comparison of Reggie to School

Rudy: (to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class.

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Rudy Observes Cheerleaders Nearby

Rudy: Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

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Miscommunication in a Group Conversation

Bucky: (repeated line to Dumb Donald) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin to you!

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Interruption during conversation

Bill: (repeated line when he cuts Bucky and Dumb Donald off) Guys, guys!

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Dumb Donald Embraces His Party Animal Spirit

Dumb Donald: I'm a party animal!

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Dumb Donald's Self-Affirmation About His Appearance

Dumb Donald: [after revealing his face] : I do? I do! I have a nice face!

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Identity and Self-Perception in Fat Albert

Dumb Donald: I have no face.

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Expression of Confusion by Dumb Donald

Dumb Donald: [repeated line] : (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

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A Warning About Language Use

Weird Harold: You watch your mouth!

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Character Renames Himself in Fat Albert

Weird Harold: Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now.

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Mush Mouth's Curious Clarifications

Weird Harold: (repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)

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Reggie Questions Hip-Hop Identity

Reggie: Aren't you the hip-hop fool?

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Perception vs. Reality in Characterization

Reggie: Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

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Encouraging Arthur to Master the Handshake

Reggie: Arthur! Learn the handshake!

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A Defiant Challenge to Fat Albert

Reggie: You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

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Protecting Lauri from Fat Albert

Reggie: There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

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Discussion About Television Safety Measures

Doris: Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

Choosing Solitude Over Friendship

Doris: I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Denial of Personal Issues

Doris: (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

Struggling with Reality and Sanity

Doris: This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

Visibility Brings Mixed Feelings for Doris

Doris: (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

Fat Albert's Call to Help Others

Fat Albert: Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits.