30 quotes
Denial of Personal Issues
Doris
(repeated line) I do not have a problem.
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Miscommunication in a Group Conversation
Bucky
(repeated line to Dumb Donald) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin to you!
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Dumb Donald Embraces His Party Animal Spirit
Dumb Donald
I'm a party animal!
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A Warning About Language Use
Weird Harold
You watch your mouth!
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Reggie Questions Hip-Hop Identity
Reggie
Aren't you the hip-hop fool?
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Uncertainty About What Lies Beneath
Fat Albert
I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.
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Expression of Confusion by Dumb Donald
Dumb Donald
: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!
[repeated line]
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Dumb Donald's Self-Affirmation About His Appearance
Dumb Donald
: I do? I do! I have a nice face!
[after revealing his face]
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Interruption during conversation
Bill
(repeated line when he cuts Bucky and Dumb Donald off) Guys, guys!
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Introduction of Fat Albert's Identity
Fat Albert
I'm Fat Albert.
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Character Renames Himself in Fat Albert
Weird Harold
Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now.
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Struggling with Reality and Sanity
Doris
This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.
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Reality of Television Characters Explained
Lauri
Doris, no one came out of our television set.
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A Defiant Challenge to Fat Albert
Reggie
You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!
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Identity and Self-Perception in Fat Albert
Dumb Donald
I have no face.
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Concern About Albert's Friends' Behavior
Lauri
Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.
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Theme Song Ownership in Fat Albert
Russell
That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!
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Mush Mouth's Curious Clarifications
Weird Harold
(repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)
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Catchy Phrase of Excitement
Fat Albert
(repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!
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Acknowledging Identity Amidst Change
Russell
Yeah, but you're still Bucky.
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Encouraging Arthur to Master the Handshake
Reggie
Arthur! Learn the handshake!
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Visibility Brings Mixed Feelings for Doris
Doris
(to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.
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Problem Solver Mindset
Fat Albert
I don't have problems. I solve problems.
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Rudy Observes Cheerleaders Nearby
Rudy
Guys, I see...cheerleaders.
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Choosing Solitude Over Friendship
Doris
I don't have friends because I don't want friends.
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Witty Comparison of Reggie to School
Rudy
(to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class.
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Protecting Lauri from Fat Albert
Reggie
There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.
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Fat Albert's Call to Help Others
Fat Albert
Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits.
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Perception vs. Reality in Characterization
Reggie
Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!
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Discussion About Television Safety Measures
Doris
Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.
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