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Father Goose Quotes

"They're sharing a South Sea island with 7 little chaperones...and the Pacific as their battleground!"

1964 · 1h 58m
70
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70
Audience
13 quotes
A Discussion About Supplies at Sea
Walter All those miles of open sea; a man would need something to keep warm, wouldn't he?
Houghton 2 bottles.
Walter All of them, Frank.
Houghton Three.
Walter All of them, Frank.
Houghton Five.
Walter All of them, Frank.
Houghton Got a pencil?
[Resignedly]
A Question About Transportation Choices
Catherine Do you have a boat?
Walter No. I walked.
A Discussion on Clothing Condition
Catherine Look at their clothes.
Walter They're my clothes.
Catherine But they're filthy.
Walter No, they're dirty, I'm filthy.
Confiscation of the Only Small Craft
Walter Well now Frank, we've been friends for a long time. Do you really think you can talk me into it?
[about the Coast Watching Service]
Houghton No, I suppose not. Stebbings, confiscate all the small craft on this pier.
Stebbings But this is the only one there is, sir.
Houghton Confiscate it.
Walter Frank, you won't get away with that!
Houghton Proceed with your orders, Stebbings.
Stebbings Aye, aye, sir.
Walter Frank, you can't do this to me! I'll go over your head! Who's in charge here?
Stebbings He is.
Walter Frank, you can't do this to me; that boat's all I have!
Houghton You said we've been friends for a long time, Walter. Do you really think you can talk me out of it?
Maintaining Control Over the Radio
Walter Eckland Now hold it. You've taken over everything else, but the radio is still my responsibility. 8 nighties...
[Catherine is about to read a list of needs to Frank; reads from the list; gives the list to Catherine and leaves]
Assumptions in Conversation About Gender
Walter Hey, here she comes again.
[teaching Catherine to fish bare-handed; in a hushed voice]
Catherine How do you know it's a "she"?
Walter Her mouth is open, now be quiet.
Request for Fairness in Sharing
Walter Eckland Well so far, you're "shared" me out of my home, my bed, my food and my shirt. Now, how about sharing some of my things with me?
A Curious Inquiry About Blood Taste
Catherine Tell me, I would like to know - what did my blood taste like, hmm?
[Eckland has sucked the "poison" from Catherine's "snakebite"; she is a little drunk from the whiskey]
Walter Delicious. Now, come one.
Catherine No, no, no, I'm serious. What did it taste like?
Walter Well how would I know? I'm not a vampire,
Catherine Um, was it salty?
Walter Mmm, a little salty, yes.
Catherine Too salty?
Walter No, it was just right.
Catherine Oh, no! You thought it was too salty, I can tell! You didn't like it!
[she seems on the verge of crying]
Walter I liked it!
Catherine Oh, really?
Walter Uh-huh, I liked it!
Catherine You're not just saying that?
Walter Great blood!
Rejecting Fatherly Roles
Walter Eckland Let me tell you something. I am not a father figure. I am not an uncle figure, or a brother or a cousin figure. In fact, the only figure I intend being is a total stranger figure.
Unexpected Marriage Proposal Causes Shock
Stebbings Spoke to Oliver, sir; Mother Goose is requesting a chaplain!
Houghton A chaplain? Good heavens, he's killed her!
Stebbings No sir, they want to get married!
Houghton MARRIED? GOODY TWO-SHOES AND THE FILTHY BEAST?!
Escaping Conformity and Stagnation
Walter Well see I thought they'd be more interested in what was in a man’s head, not around his neck. Then I noticed they all wore ties. They all looked alike. They all talked alike. They all behaved alike. They were all going the same way. No matter which way they said they were going. So what was the use of teaching them history, or anything. They weren’t learning by it. They were still creating the same world problems. So I packed, got on a boat, and got away from them.
Questioning the Desire for Heroism
Stebbings It's a chance to become a hero!
[About the Coastwatchers]
Walter Why would I want to do that?
Challenging Traditional Gender Roles and Expectations
Walter Eckland Maybe if you stopped straightening pictures and let men wear their own pants, maybe they'd be able to touch you without asking "permesso!